Deluded Spoof writer Skoob1999 today revealed that he has gone without sleep for a week in order to chip in his contribution to Spoof Administrator Mark Lowton's rallying cry for 100k stories by the website's 10th birthday in 2011.
Skoob, who is responsible for approximately 2% of News Story output and 0.00001 percent of points reportedly plodded bravely on churning out his usual brand of crap despite appalling weather conditions and a strike at the Leuven Stella Artois brewery.
A bleary eyed Skoob, bordering on outright delerium, told us:
"I've been churning out stories about Robert Pattinson, Cheryl Cole, alien anal probing, meerkats, drunks, football teams, overweight prostitutes, aggressive OAPs, outsized genitalia, nudity, the devil, elephants who never forget and lions that can't be arsed, football teams, vampires, cannibals, zombies, cat whispering, wabbits, Arthur Pewty, Britain's Got Talent, the X-Factor, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, Elvis, the Beatles, the Bonkettes, the Sex Pistols, Doner Kebabs, and Oral Sex Inspectors, among others."
And? We challenged.
"I need some sleep now. I'm proper cream crackered. Please Mark, can I go to sleep now? I promise I'll start all over again first thing in the morning..."
Mark the Merciless said he'd think about it.
More as we ... zzzzzzzz
