Totally pissed about the new economic sanctions placed on Iran, today Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called on Allah to issue the ultimate curse of having a dyspeptic camel befoul Michelle Obama's White House Victory Garden. Stating that nothing is more foul...
In his recent internet interview, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spoke freely about an incident where fifteen British sailors were detained in his country. Agreeing with the then Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett, the President confirmed...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave his first ever-internet interview yesterday. Speaking in Tehran and exclusively to this reporter, the Iranian leader spoke candidly and frankly about problems in the Middle East, British troop casualties...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stepped up his rhetoric against President Barack Obama tonight on Iranian TV as he took the stage on "Open Mic Night" at Tehran's "The Humor Centrifuge" comedy club. The Iranian President, dressed in a lime g...
It's official! Iranian President and despot Achmad Amadinnerbap has approached South Londoner's Millwall F.C in a possible buyout and takeover, for the massive price of two pie and mash. The shock announcement sent ripples of dismay around Ber...
In a special appearance before United Nations inspectors whom he had invited to Iran, it's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad welcomed the men and women to Tehran personally. "We will later this morning tour our nuclear facilities and I welcome you on...
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced this morning that he will allow United Nations inspectors to come visit their nuclear facilities just as soon as their "present project" is completed. "We welcome the UN inspectors and the whole world to come see...
Dozens of people - wow, dozens in a country with over 60 million people, not propaganda this, whew - yes, DOZENS have been arrested in the United Kingdom after violent confrontations between police and anti-government protesters on the streets of the...
Rhum Baba News - The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Catering Corps Newsletter reports: Imperialist British Aggressor Sailors have been arrested off our coast, trespassing within our Special Economic Zone. Ali Kazi-Pump spokesman for the Revolution...
Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a greater insight today into the reasons behind Iran's nuclear programme. "We are shocked and appalled at the idea that people suspect us of trying to create a Nuclear Missile. We would consider somethin...
Tehran - (Apostate Filth): A foretaste of afterlife virgins pandering to his every manly need has seen Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's legendary ballistic temper soften to post-coital detumescence. Last week's uranium enrichment talks in Vien...
President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran today won the Nobel War Prize for providing the world "hope for a better nuclear bomb" and working towards nuclear war and richer arms manufacturers, in a surprise award that drew both squiggles on pieces of pape...
Tehran - (Wailing Wall): Iran's Presdident Mahmmoud Ahmadinejad has been named a top Mossad sleeper. FBI agents probing the Bernard Madoff ponzi scam found he'd received more than $20 million from the jailed fraudster. Born Moshe Sabourjian he...
(Pittsburgh-PA) According to a speech at the recent G-20 Summit by President Barack Obama, the United States has "detailed evidence" that "Iran has been building a covert uranium enrichment facility." The speech mentioned the location of the Ira...
During an attempted interview, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad grabbed the microphone from Ann Curry and spoke for six hours before handing it back. The first two hours he talked about the coming of the return of the twelfth Iman, (Do I hear...
Tehran, IR: Iran's Supreme Leader formally endorsed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a ceremony that portrayed close unity among the country's two leaders. The ceremony was held in the Shah Reza Pahlavi Memorial Hall. After Ayatollah Ali Khamenei gave his...
Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
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