Tehran - (Apostate Filth): A foretaste of afterlife virgins pandering to his every manly need has seen Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's legendary ballistic temper soften to post-coital detumescence.
Last week's uranium enrichment talks in Vienna saw Ahmadinejad fall hook, line and stinker into bed with three very nubile Mossad postraduates in carnal knowledge therapy.
Several hours and multiple orgasms later the normally bellicose Iranian leader was a covert to homosexuality and gagging for a return match at the George Sank in Paris next weekend.
Colleagues at the International Atomic Energy Authority conference meanwhile couldn't explain their ldeader's sudden open-armed enthusiasm for the previous evil Israeli nation foe.
A similar thing once happened to Yasser Arafar at a Braemar Highland Games tent with Prince Charles.
