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Funny story: Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

Chinese Hackers Corner Market On Jackson Staples Center Tickets

Beijing, China - Chinese-based internet hackers have cornered the market on tickets to the Staples Center Jackson Memorial show and there's nothing anyone can do about it. This is the message given the media from the Los Angeles police. Although...

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Funny story: April 1st Conficker Catastrophe Concern

April 1st Conficker Catastrophe Concern

Details are emerging of how the Conficker.c worm could act on April 1st. It has been known for some time that the worm, which is believed to have infected up to 10 million computers, has a major change of operating mode due to take place on April 1s...

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Funny story: Ghostnet Attacks Everywhere

Ghostnet Attacks Everywhere

All over the world, people are claiming that they have been affected by the Chinese Ghostnet computer attack. Ghostnet has taken control of thousands of high-profile computers and stolen secret information from them. Now it appears that it has also...

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Funny story: Remember Zumziblatoo? It's Back

Remember Zumziblatoo? It's Back

Readers may remember the infamous Zumziblatoo computer hack that was documented here and on several computer security sites about a month ago. It allowed hackers to remove items from the search listings of Google so they would not appear in subseque...

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Funny story: Justifiable Homicide ruling frees murderer

Justifiable Homicide ruling frees murderer

Kyle Lars from Montreal in Canada sighed with relief yesterday when he was told that the charge of first degree murder had been dropped, with the judge claiming it was justifiable homicide. Lars had driven from his home in Montreal to San Francisc...

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Funny story: Google Zumziblatoo Hack Confirmed

Google Zumziblatoo Hack Confirmed

In a hugely damaging revelation following last weekend's outage on Google, it was claimed today that by using the correct key sequence it is possible to delete entries from Google's search result listings. From then on, the same search will miss out...

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Funny story: Hackers break into All Candidates' Email Accounts!

Hackers break into All Candidates' Email Accounts!

Being busy candidates with hundreds of emails, the Judge is forced to summarize: SUMMARY OF PALIN EMAIL: 3,039,771 invitations to dinner (99% men from all over the country; 1% women from Berkeley, California) 283,933 proposals of marriage (all from the state of Utah). SUMMARY OF OBAMA EMAIL: 568 Shoulda-Picked-Me's from Hillary Clinton. 38 "Shazam - Ah told yuh so, too!" from Bill C...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Personal E-Mail Revealed By An Unknown Hacker!

Sarah Palin's Personal E-Mail Revealed By An Unknown Hacker!

A successful hacker got into Sarah Palin's personal e-mail and now her private stuff is all over the Net. To Todd Palin, the possible '2nd Man,' this was the lowest blow he could imagine. To read an in-depth interview with Todd Palin, see the Mag...

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Funny story: After Sarah Palin Yahoo Hack, McCain's Gmail A "Snoozer"

After Sarah Palin Yahoo Hack, McCain's Gmail A "Snoozer"

(Washington, D.C.) What if they hacked into your e-mail and no one noticed? That's exactly what happened after the hacker group Anonymous broke into Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's Yahoo account. They also broke into Republican P...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin, the Republican VP candidate, has been the victim of hackers who have infiltrated her Yahoo email account and obtained private information about the Alaska Governor. A group calling itself Anonymous has claimed responsibility. One...

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Funny story: CERN computers hacked by disciples of Prometheus

CERN computers hacked by disciples of Prometheus

Athens, Greece - Apparently angry that man has mastered fire to the point of recreating the Big Bang, Prometheus, known as the father of mankind in Greek mythology for giving man the gift of fire, ordered a crew of Greek computer hackers to break int...

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Funny story: Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Former computer hacker Ray G McNonnik has landed a plum job in the Pentagon. McNonnik, will fly to Arlington next week to take up his post. He shot to fame after hacking the McDonald's Corporation computer systems in Oak Brook, Illinois, whereby...

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Funny story: Missing images plague MySpace

Missing images plague MySpace

Missing images have been plaguing MySpace home pages. "Users link to pictures that don't work," said a MySpace spokesman. "We can't control their links."...

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Funny story: "Target Achilles" has surfaced

"Target Achilles" has surfaced

Langley VA - This week a very secret report called "Target Achilles" has surfaced on the Internet, whether the source was an Intelligence community insider or a very savvy hacker is not known. The report included the names, personal addres...

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Funny story: Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Online dating site Match.com was hit by hackers who scrambled the relationship logic in order to make thousands of matches that are doomed to failure. Match.com is the world's largest online dating site, and prides itself on being able to find l...

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Funny story: Hackers Delay First Day of Spring

Hackers Delay First Day of Spring

The National Weather Service disclosed today that hackers gained entry into their computer systems and modified the first day of spring. Rather than March 20, the first day of spring could now come as late as April. The FBI is investigating the una...

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