Being busy candidates with hundreds of emails, the Judge is forced to summarize:
SUMMARY OF PALIN EMAIL:
- 3,039,771 invitations to dinner (99% men from all over the country; 1% women from Berkeley, California)
283,933 proposals of marriage (all from the state of Utah).
SUMMARY OF OBAMA EMAIL:
- 568 Shoulda-Picked-Me's from Hillary Clinton.
38 "Shazam - Ah told yuh so, too!" from Bill Clinton.
SUMMARY OF BIDEN EMAIL:
- (Inbox empty)
456 to Al Gore asking if he needs help with global warming come November 5th.
SUMMARY OF MCCAIN EMAIL:
- 788,332 from his 90-year-old Mom urging him to marry Sarah Palin.
788,332 to his 90-year-old Mom reminding her that he's already married to Cindy.
788 emails from Cindy begging him to move Mom into a Home.
