The Union of Transit Workers in Philadelphia are at it again as they are not getting the promised daily doses of Viagra that was agreed upon, to settle last year's walkout before the World Series. "We're hard workers and we demand a hard penis to...
Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
NEW YORK CITY - In an interesting advertising move, The Giddy Up Pill Company, makers of Viagra have just signed actress, singer, old gal Cloris Leachman who is 82 to be the new Viagra spokesperson. Miss Leachman will travel throughout the entire...
Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...
The ailing US economy has created much anxiety for the children of Uncle Sam and their billions of postcolonial corporate colonists and slaves. But the new very confident and calm President shocked the nation and the world as he admitted to some angs...
It was discovered by 15 year old GCSE students in Brighton today that the main cause for erectile dysfunction in men aged 20-65 is...ugly women. They came to the conclusion that if women took care of themselves a bit better instead of complaining...
New York NY: A consortium of pharmaceutical companies has announced that a new male enhancement tablet is currently being test marketed in various US cities. A marketing spokesperson said that "the purpose of this real world testing is to "work out t...
Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...
Pharmacology Digest-October, 2008 - You've all heard of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Well, sales indicate that Viagra, which opened the market for ED, erectile dysfunction, and saved many marriages and stopped women from telling us, "Damn, you cannot...
Atlanta, Georgia - Linking vascular conditioning of the heart to its ability to effectively pump blood to the penis for engorgement, leading to a healthy virile erection, recent medical research on the illness of diabetes has inadvertently lead to th...
It has been announced that a children's version of the popular drug, Viagra, has been developed.
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