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Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...

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Funny story: Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Witnesses are reporting chills running up and down the spines of NSA and pentagon officials as to what might be coming next. Today's development parallels recent news that a Russian cruise ship has been adrift in the Atlantic for the past year an...

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Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

MOSCOW - It is no secret that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a great sports fan. He has always said that his favorite Major League Baseball team is the Cincinnati Reds (no surprise there). Putin has also commented that in football he likes...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...

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Funny story: Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Senator Bernie's question rebounds from NSA to GCHQ and back to White House

Senator Sanders' query to the NSA on whether he and his congressional colleagues are being spied on has led to several unfortunate consequences. A "seed" and "hop" investigation on Mr. Sanders was immediately instigated due to an "articulable susp...

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Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...

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Funny story: President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia. And the Russian president was right on the money,...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

MOSCOW - Ever since Phil Robertson was suspended from Duck Dynasty for his anti-homosexual remarks he has received support from such individuals as Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Glenn "Teardrops" Beck, John "Crybaby" Boehner, and Alec "The Bratty Brat" Ba...

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Funny story: Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

News offices today are scrambling to verify reports that certain world leaders have been recommending the oak tree "solution" for current NSA surveillance programs. Another developing angle stems from unusual noise in the vicinity of President Ma...

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Funny story: Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin has sent a Christmas present to the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Vodkavich stated that President Putin personally picked out the holiday gift himself. He...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...

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Funny story: NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told the Russian News Agency, Vodkavich, that granting NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden asylum is the greatest Russian accomplishment in over 60 years. President Putin added that the best politica...

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Funny story: Gennifer Flowers names Hillary Clinton as Edward Snowden's real birth mother

Gennifer Flowers names Hillary Clinton as Edward Snowden's real birth mother

New York - The woman who shagged Bill Clinton for 12 years has revealed that CIA turncoat Edward Snowden is presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton's natural son. Gennifer Flowers says she found out after seeing a secret DNA report at the Clinton gub...

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Funny story: President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with Vice-President Joe Biden and two unnamed high-ranking Republican senators to discuss the situation regarding Edward Snowden, AKA The NSA Leaker. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White...

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