Gennifer Flowers names Hillary Clinton as Edward Snowden's real birth mother

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 19 September 2013

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What a resemblance

New York - The woman who shagged Bill Clinton for 12 years has revealed that CIA turncoat Edward Snowden is presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton's natural son.

Gennifer Flowers says she found out after seeing a secret DNA report at the Clinton gubernatorial mansion when Bill ruled the roost in Arkansas.

Ex-CIA stooge Snowden recently sought political asylum in Russia after going on the run in an intelligence outing connected to 'Chelsea' Bradley Manning.

Next week Flowers' long-awaited memoir promises to lay bare 'loads' of dirt on the former First Couple including stuff from Hillary's Rose Law daze.

Advance chapters seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers describe how Bill Clinton 'topped' his wife Hillary and daughter Chelsea after they found out 'all kindsa stuff'.

A fit of panic soon saw him persuade Vince Foster's wife Susan Lang to channel Hillary on a long-term basis soon after Foster's two-bullet 'suicide' in a Little Rock parking lot. Yeah.

Landg, a blonde illegitimate daughter of Ronnie Raygun, was an absolute doppelganger for Hillary Rodham Clinton, something that the women's respective husbands had previously joked about.

Flowers goes into plenty of detail about Bill Clinton's sordid master plan that saw him bury Hillary and Chelsea in a lonely Little Rock dirt track.

Four more chapters then deal with the deception of persuading one of Bill's little-known grand-daughters to channel Chelsea, to whom she has a striking facial similarity.

And then Al Gore found out!

Publishers Dung-John-Trotter reckon the 300-page tome will sell like hot-cakes once the 'truth' is out.

Order your online copy right HERE, priced fifty bucks plus local tax.

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