LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...
The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility. He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...
Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...
In a case that makes legal history, a North London man has been jailed for being 'too friendly'. In a 5 week case at London's Wood Green Crown Court witnesses described 51 year old Jimmy Clarke as a 'chatty pain' who would indiscriminately hand o...
The International Criminal Court in Hague, Netherlands has classified marriage as prostitution and they have put out an international arrest warrant for members of the Gothic Wedding Chapel in Phoenix, Arizona for being married. The church also c...
The American justice system was generally held in high regard by countries throughout the world, that is until some recent decisions by jurors have made the system more of a joke than justice. In a stunning move of brilliance the defense team f...
Barnstoneworth woman, Elizabeth Golightly was today remanded in protective custody for her own good, by Barnstoneworth Magistrates, after being accused by neighbours of being a raving loony. The court heard how Ms Golightly was widely regarded in...
Hot on the heels of the Ryan Giggs Twitter/Super Injunction controversy, it has been reported in some circles that another British celebrity has applied for a Gagging Order. Its alleged that a high profile soap actress has made a formal request to...
Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
A leading US judge has warned that the court system is at breaking point due to the amount of time spent on dealing with cases brought against Lindsay Lohan. The troubled singer and actress appeared in court more than 354 times in March on such di...
The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...
Church experts reckon a legal ruling has paved the way for vicars and ministers to sue their boss. Methodist minister Haley Moore, of Redruth, Cornwall, challenged a 27-year-old Court of Appeal ruling that prevented church members from making a ca...
A lawyer has served a court order over Facebook recently. The person being served could not be reached any other way apparently. It's legal and is one one way technology is being used by police worldwide. Now there is NOWHERE you can hide. So if you are a criminal, or in anyway wanted by police or interpol.....GET OFF FACEBOOK NOW.... Behind in alimony payments? cancel your facebook accou...
A lawyer legally served a court order on Facebook recently. The individual could not be 'found' anywhere, but good old Facebook came through. There is nowhere you can hide if you have a Facebook account. The Courts worldwide are using technology...
Suffolk Superior Crown Court, Boston, United States: Only in America, the land of the free and the brave, would a Tabby Cat be been summoned to do jury service. In compliance with the US judicial system website, jurors are "not expected to speak...
The United States Supreme Court, now a subsidiary of Haliburton found a whole new meaning for the term judicial activism this weekend when supreme court chief justice Robots was spotted by Ew! entertainment news carousing poolside in Cabo. Drunk a...
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