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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Gives Update On Pending 08/08/08 Calamity

Condoleeza Rice Gives Update On Pending 08/08/08 Calamity

Philadelphia PA -- Condoleeza Rice abruptly left a security conference here today drenched in tears. The conference was between the NSA, FBI, DHS and other agencies about the catastrophic space alien invasion expected 08/08/08 at precisely 08:08:08 G...

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Funny story: Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice has written whole series of Vampire novels. Her undead have been philosophers, rock stars and everything in between. But in her latest oeuvre, the blood sucking child of the night is the US of A's Secretary of State. Ms Rice outs her si...

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Funny story: KISS Does Condi

KISS Does Condi

On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...

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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Gives Bizarre News Conference

Condoleeza Rice Gives Bizarre News Conference

(Washington DC) Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is perceived both inside and outside the Bush Administration as smart, savvy and sober. Those perceptions may change after a bizarre news conference she gave yesterday to reporters in front of the Wh...

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Funny story: McCain Picks Running Mate

McCain Picks Running Mate

Republican Presidential Candidate and Arizona Senator John McCain chose his Vice Presidential running mate for the upcoming election. In a move that was of little surprise to anyone, he went with Condoleezza Rice.

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Funny story: Rice Gives Head-way In Israel!

Rice Gives Head-way In Israel!

Sexcretary of State Condoleezza Rice, after ignoring the Palestinian-Israeli conflict for most of her life has finally gone to the Holy Land and there she has given headway. .

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Funny story: War Lord Condoleezza Rice Scolds Israelis and Palestinians for Failure to Make Peace!

War Lord Condoleezza Rice Scolds Israelis and Palestinians for Failure to Make Peace!

Condoleezza Rice, "wife" of GW Bush and co-architect of the war in Iraq that has killed about 4,000 US soldiers, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi people and cost the US trillions of dollars, chastised Israeli and Palestinian leaders for not r...

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Funny story: Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

March 11 - Washington, DC. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice has been identified as a frequent client of an underground male prostitution operation based in Gonzo Heights Housing Projects in Washington, D.C.

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Funny story: Bush Gifts Trans Jordan Prince

Bush Gifts Trans Jordan Prince

In keeping with Palestinian marriage traditions and to promote a lasting peace in the Gaza Strip and West Bank, President George Bush has given Condolezza Rice, the president's Secretary of State to Crown Prince Hussein Ibn Talal, of Trans Jordan...

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Funny story: Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...

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Funny story: Rice Visits Middle East, Peace Quickly Established

Rice Visits Middle East, Peace Quickly Established

JERUSALEM - U.S. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice is being hailed by Israeli and Palestinian leaders as an international hero after securing peace between the two countries.

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Funny story: Condi Rice in Russian crack-dealing turf wars crackdown

Condi Rice in Russian crack-dealing turf wars crackdown

Kremlin - (Conspiracy Mess): Russia's President Vladimir Sputum has threatened to "interfere in Russia's internal affairs" unless US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice releases one of his country's biggest-seized narcotic cargo...

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Funny story: Americans to learn 'English'

Americans to learn 'English'

The US Government has announced that it will adopt English as its national language. English will be taught at schools. The business of government will be conducted in English. Even Hollywood

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Funny story: Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.

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Funny story: Condi Rice will declare White House running plans on July 4th

Condi Rice will declare White House running plans on July 4th

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Condoleezza Rice is set to declare herself a Presidential candidate for the 2008 elections on July 4th, Independence Day according to DC sources.

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Funny story: Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson has views contrary to four leading Democrat and Republic Senators in tackling the nuance of artificially kept low values for the Chinese currency Yuan, the root cause for burgeoning trade imbalances between the U.S...

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Funny story: White House: US commitment to renewable energies unveiled

White House: US commitment to renewable energies unveiled

Washington DC With international pressure growing on the US to reduce carbon emissions and streamline energy usage, a 5-year plan to maximise renewable energy sources was unveiled by senior White House spokesmen yesterday.

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