Condoleezza Rice, "wife" of GW Bush and co-architect of the war in Iraq that has killed about 4,000 US soldiers, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi people and cost the US trillions of dollars, chastised Israeli and Palestinian leaders for not resolving a four thousand year old conflict since she started to pay attention to it five minutes ago.
Rice, who expected Israelis and Palestinians to drop their weapons and embrace each other when she started to pay attention to the oldest Middle Eastern conflict five minutes ago, showed great bitterness when the second time she completely misunderstood a situation in that region occurred.
Rice, never one to be easily discouraged, was heard to speculate that maybe a third time would be a charm as she set off to mediate a peace treaty between St Michael the Archangel and Lucifer, the fallen angel.
