Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...
Seattle, Washington--Barstucks has been charging customers a small fee for the coffee smell of their coffee. "At Barstucks we do the best to create the best customer experience and that means charging more for the coffee smell. It is the best sme...
Former dictator Benito Amilcare Mussolini, who ruled the country before being deposed in a coup in 1943, is to become the new vice-chairperson of coffee-house chain Stabrucks, it was revealed today. In a leaked document the fascist dictator, belie...
HARFOLD, Vermont-Elwood "Elmer" Edwards requires very little while on the job. With country music favorites queued up on his iPod, once Edwards pulls onto an Interstate and shifts his 18-wheeler into high gear, he only needs one hand to steer, and th...
Following an extensive study about the health benefits of drinking coffee, initial results show that regular consumption will dramatically reduce risk for prostate cancer, some heart related illnesses and will improve general stamina at work, around...
Moody star and Chiswick resident Colin Firth has done it again. Only recently, Chiswick folk were angered at Firth's failure to buy a round, and his claim to feel "rootless" in the leafy West London town. Now grumpy Colin has upset the locals agai...
SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...
CANTON, Mass. - More employees of Dunkan Donuts, suspected of being part of a plot to funnel secret doughnut and coffee-making information to it's host of competitors, were arrested and jailed today, as part of a region wide crackdown on secret-leaka...
SEATTLE - Starbucks, the world's biggest coffee people, will expand into the home. "Studies," said a spokesman, "have shown that after a Starbucks - registered trademark - they go to a 'home' or a 'work'. These people spend nearly most of their da...
Starbucks, the world's largest coffee maker has dropped its name and the word "coffee" from its ubiquitous cups. This seemingly suicidal move is allegedly only one in a long line of moves that are being made to enable the coffee maker to "move up the...
Amid allegations of drink and drugs and sexual Twittering, Jason Manford has been forced to quit from the popular BBC One magazine show, The One Show. Allegedly, Manford had swallowed a couple of extra strong paracetamol with caffeine, knocked bac...
Ever get up at eleven AM and crawl your way to the coffee pot in the kitchen and it has Decaf in it? So you crawl back upstairs and get a gun and go after the person who made it? Well, RELAX!!! (BLAM!") (Sorry). Sheeesh. Fulgers has now introduce...
A local man is undergoing counselling today following a beverage related miscommunication between him and a friend he was visiting. The events unfolded as the local gent was asked by his friend if he wanted a cuppa, due to the kettle being on and...
Sainsburys has been criticised after several people were hurt when they drank coffee from an instore drinks machine, it has been reported. Fifty-five shoppers had decided to take a break from the rigours of shopping, and plumped for a drink of cof...
People who are crazy for the world's most expensive coffee, found half digested in the shit of the wild civet, fear that its unique taste will be completely spoiled by the poop farmers who are trying to cage and raise the wild civets to get their poo...
Coffee drinkers throughout the UK are running scared at the news that they may be refused help if they don't agree to drink decaffeinated coffee. 'I'm dependent on this drug' said business man Edgar Shott 'I have to have my caffeine or I go banana...
Today in Starbux, Illinois, the formation of a new political movement was announced at a coffee morning and bake sale at the village hall. "In response to the surge of Tea Party politics and general beverage influenced opinions, we the Coffee Party m...
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