HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...
HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just announced that he has signed legendary movie and television icon Clint Eastwood to appear in an upcoming episode of his hit television cable show. Middlezuck says that when h...
CARMEL, California - Reports out of the Left Coast are that Clint Eastwood had asked that he be allowed to appear at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. According to Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Windo...
American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was campaigning in Indianapolis, the town that was named after the Cleveland Indians. He told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of a Fishy Smell Seafood Grill that he and...
CARMEL, California - A representative with Falling Stars Production Company has stated that after watching Clint Eastwood's empty chair skit at The Republican National Convention the 82-year-old legendary icon has been signed to a contract. Myrtie...
BILLINGSGATE POST - When Clint Eastwood sneeringly asked the empty chair, the stark personification of President Barack Obama, "To make Mayan day," Eastwood of course, was referring to December 21, 2012, the day which doomsdayers fear the Obamalypse...
SAN ANTONIO - Famed country singer George Strait has just issued a statement regarding Clint Eastwood's Republican National Convention speech in which he talked to an empty chair. Strait, who has had 59 number one hits, told Buck Yazoo with Yippee...
Harry Cloake, an enigmatic spokesperson for Clint Eastwood's public relations office in Sacramento, notes that since the RNC, incoming requests for invisibility have been increasing geometrically. Mr. Eastwood's heretofore unknown transformational su...
Word is leaking out, in a trickle down sort of way, that it wasn't an intentional train wreak performance by actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention, but a secret, undercover Democratic plot, intentionally executed by a closet Democrat, and successfully carried out to sabotage the Romney candidacy. No way! Did anyone notice: Nobody is talking about Romney's speech? But everyone is...
It was disclosed this morning in the Milwaukee Star Recorder, that recent star of the Republican Convention, actor Clint Eastwood revealed to his fellow residents at the swank Carmel-by-the-Sea Nursing Home that his "chair" stunt was in fact an accid...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - George Clooney said that he and his alluringly gorgeous girlfriend Stacy Keibler watched Clint Eastwood make his speech at the Republican National Convention in Tampa. Clooney stated to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he and Stacy had...
MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin has made it clear that he's no fan of Barack Obama because he's Amerian as well as Mitt Romney who not only is American but basically attacked the Soviet Union, as Romney calls it, in a speech last year. S...
It was an excited, enthused but somewhat baffled crowd that gave a standing ovation to Clint Eastwood as he took the podium at the GOP convention last night. "Is he still alive?," one attendee was heard to remark. The Associated Press in a repor...
HOLLYWOOD - Well summertime is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing. Get ready for the onslaught of shark attack motion pictures. According to the Motion Picture Coalition Commission each summer Hollywood movie studios release...
SAN FRANCISCO - Clint Eastwood became famous in America for playing Rowdy Yates, a cattle herd ramrod on the television western Rawhide which ran from 1959 through 1965. He later traveled to Italy where he made the infamous spaghetti westerns in...
After languishing in the bottom half of the Conference North table for the first third of the season, Eastwood Town (whose nickname is Clint) finally got their act together and started stringing results together. With two weeks left in the season, th...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
