President Barack Obama met with Congressional Republicans on Friday in what was described as a "give and take" session. The Republicans to their regret, agreed to have the session televised. Plans were to "show case" the disagreements with Obama and...
In what is being described as the biggest breach of protocol in memory, Justice Samuel Alito yelled out to President Obama during his State of the Union address, "Poopy Pants." As Speaker Nancy Pelosi's face contorted in horror and Vice President...
Republicans Sat On their Hands at the State of the Union speech. Rudeness, ADD, Or Sexual Dysfunction? Experts Disagree. For the first time in history, a panel of psychologists on cable TV analyzed the reaction of members of Congress to a State of...
In a decision that is sure to change The United States of America for all time, the Supreme Court announced that it is eliminating the executive and legislative branches of government and is appointing Goldman Sachs to replace them. In a five to...
In a startling and sometimes emotional meeting in the Rose Garden at The White House, President Barack Obama opened the meeting with the Republican leadership by singing to them the strains of Carly Simon's song, "Loving you is the right thing to do.
In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...
The Reverend Pat Robertson has announced on his 700 Club program that he will be selling "Curse Passes" to his viewers. "We have seen in Haiti the havoc that can be reaped by God when a land is cursed. Therefore, we have reached a deal with God and w...
In what may be the year's biggest political news, leaked internal memos show that Civic Action Group is the real force behind the T-Bagger movement! A memo titled: Project Trojan Horse, Destroying The Republican Party, was developed in early 2009...
Sources have confirmed that Larry, The Cable Guy. will introduce Governor Sarah Palin at the February T-Bagger convention in Nashville. After the invocation by the Reverend T J McCorkle of Louisburg, NC and a direct descendent of Elmer Gantry, La...
It was only a matter of time insiders say until Sarah Palin joined Fox News and the conservative hordes are rejoicing. The Fox newsroom was abuzz as Palin arrived for her first broadcast. Only Bill O'Reilly seemed a bit miffed as she entered the...
Anonymous sources say that Tina Fey will replace Sarah Palin at the T-Baggers convention in February but most of the attendees will not know it isn't Palin. Insiders say that Palin has told them she just couldn't do it. "I am sick of them" Palin...
In a startling announcement that was sure to anger many in Nashville and around the country, the executive committee for The T-Bagger convention in Nashville have requested the City Council in that city to establish "Whites Only" sections of the city...
Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a hospital in Honolulu over the weekend and was in a coma for two hours. On gaining consciousness Limbaugh said he had had a near death experience. Reportedly, he told doctors that he felt himself leave his body and float...
In an announcement that stunned the world, NASA has announced that an asteroid will hit the heartland of the US in 2010 and will wipe out the entire country. As millions flocked to the streets and jammed telephone lines seeking more information, The...
TJ McCorkle of Louisburg, North Carolina and a leader in the T-Bagger movement called a news conference today to declare that Santa Claus was a government agent and a Red Menace. McCorkle stated, "We know what's happening. Our Mamas didn't raise...
President Obama called a meeting of leading progressives today, after the initial passage of the health care legislation. He walked into the meeting in the Oval Office amid very solemn faces and a low hum of discontent. He began, "Yes we can," he...
There was much angst in the Democratic caucus last night after Senator Joe Lieberman effectively killed the health care bill. In a late night appearance before the caucus, Senator Joe Lieberman in an outspoken moment said to the caucus: "What...
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