'Don't worry about all these Jeremiah's predicting economic gloom' said the newly appointed Governor of the World Bank, Richard Nixon - cousin twice removed of the former American President - 'the world economy is set for a dramatic recovery.' Nix...
Barbers throughout Britain are preparing for legislation making all cuts between 25 and 40%.* In a tough crackdown, all beards and wigs will go.* These restrictions are set to save the British economy which has come within a hair's breadth of doub...
The United States federal government collects two and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues a year from people like you, your ex-wife's divorce attorney (at least someone's taking money from that jerk), Colonel Sanders, and Gary Shandling (but definitely not me-because I'm way too smart for those bastards.). If you had that money in hundred dollar bills and put it all into one stack, you'd be...
Sources are claiming that the Con-Dem government alliance budget will cost something in the region of 1.3 million - primarily public sector - jobs, as it attempts to slash the national debt at any cost. In order to get the money rolling in again.
Two of just hundreds of Green Schemes devised by Al "Big Horn Dawg" Gore, continue to not only survive but thrive on taxpayer money as it was announced today Fisker Motors was buying an abandoned GM plant in Delaware, and Tesla Motors was approved...
£5,000 a second is a lot to borrow. New Labour did exactly this - but admitted that it was a 'swell ride' while it lasted. Diane Abbott conceded - "We went to Hackney Fire Station and they played with their hoses as all my men do, but it was nothi...
Little Lord Fontelroy said he was; "Vewee vewee happy wif daddies budget, it means mummy and I can continue to be stuck up rich bastards" In another statement, Ms Sloane said; "This budget has made us rich Chelsea socialites very happy, it means t...
The whole country is trembling at the thought of George Osborne's Budget Statement. 'I don't want anyone to panic' said George beaming 'but we have been left with the worst deficit since 1958, when England last left the World Cup in the First Roun...
In a move that everyone was expecting; Tory Chancellor George Osborne has announced that he intends to scrap, the utterly pointless and overpaid regulator, the FSA. The FSA, or Financial Services Authority, was made notorious for utterly...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to bolster the economy, the Treasury Department authorized the nation's banks to issue "two-fers." Beginning Monday, all account withdrawals will in effect be doubled, or "double-downed," as Treasury Secretary Ben Bern...
Ministers will suffer from the cut-backs, along with everyone else! - Intrepid reporter, Inchcock Chambers, got this statement, by Sir Spooninmouth Uppercrust, from the House of Commons, this morning. "Does the proletariat really think that we wil...
When going to the polls voters always dream, as new labour put it, - "things can only get better" but then this is the method by which everything is 'packaged' these days. How gulliable are we? Just bought your car insurance? - Oh dear, you could...
A report from a body set up to clarify the economic crisis has said that the economy is better and worse. Talks about talks and consultations about consultations, together with committees discussing committees and steering groups stirring it all u...
London - A beaming David Cameron was proud to announce today "The British economy is poised to rebound from it's current dip by a steady rise in the near future." Using a graph to prove his point Cameron explained "This graph shows a low spot that...
Printing more greenbacks than ever before, the presses at several of the Nation's currency factories have had to be shut down due to large plumes of smoke wafting from the internal gears which provide their power. "It's just not a good situat...
Startling news from the U.S. - president Obama has said he wants BP to pay off the entire U.S. national debt because they are a bunch of naughty white boys…. And he wants them to do it by next Thursday - in addition they must solve the age old proble...
President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
