London - A beaming David Cameron was proud to announce today "The British economy is poised to rebound from it's current dip by a steady rise in the near future."
Using a graph to prove his point Cameron explained "This graph shows a low spot that that could represent the current state of our economy followed by a measurable and steady rise of 15%."
"We see the positive trend in this graph as encouraging news for investors and a sign that the economy is ready to rebound rapidly."
"While I may not be an economist it doesn't take much to see that the British economy could follow the results of this graph if it increases by 15% over the next several years as well."
Cameron elaborated "In layman's terms, this is a good example of the magic of graphs and modern economic theory meeting head-on, reality can match the prediction, it's entirely possible."
"We want the British people to know that they can count on more graphs from the Conservatives going forward."
