The ink has barely dried on James Arthur's contract and the nation is wondering how it is going to fill its Saturday nights until next September now that the X-Factor has finished (are we?). However, a much bigger question than that is troubling the nation's collective conscience (is it?) - or all those who didn't vote for him of course. What will happen to vertically challenged runner-up Jahmen...
LOS ANGELES - The two American singers who are known just about as much for their extensive use of glitter as they are for singing, Adam Lambert and Ke$ha have just made a musical announcement. Lambert informed the Hollywood press corps that he an...
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum. She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her. The New York native put down her...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the music mogul with the golden touch really and truly believed that his boy group Emblem 3, was going to be the 2012 X-Factor winner. But he received the shock of his life when they were eliminated on the semi-finals res...
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has been a very busy girl these past few months and that's just trying to keep the guys in her life straight (no pun intended). Swift, who is noted for writing hit songs about ex-boyfriends, was asked by Calcutta Cotton wi...
HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...
In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th...
HOLLYWOOD - With the elimination of Paige Thomas and Vino Alan, X-Factor is now down to six contestants frantically vying for the $5 million first place prize. Demi Lovato's team is down to one contestant; the very attractive Cece Frey. Lovato spo...
HOLLYWOOD - Paige Thomas, who received the lowest amount of viewer votes, was eliminated right off the bat on the results show of X-Factor. Co-host Mario Lopez said that he really hated to see Paige go because he felt that she was not really the w...
LOS ANGELES, California (ABSNN) - Comedian Jamie Foxx joined a long line of African-Americans who have deified leaders of color, like Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr., when he told the audience at the Soul Train Music Awards "It's almost lik...
NEW YORK CITY - Steven Tyler insists that he left American Idol on his own volition and that he was not forced out as new American Idol judge Nicki Minaj has erroneously stated. He went on to say that he cannot believe that the AI producers chose...
HOLLYWOOD - This week's Thanksgiving Holidays edition of X-Factor saw a double elimination. The first to go home was 17-year-old Arin Ray, who realized that the judges were just not happy with his singing ability as evidenced by the fact that duri...
EL SEGUNDO, California - Vanessa Hudgens, who got her start starring in The High School Musical series, was recently seen having a pepperoni and peanut butter pizza at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in El Segundo. She was sitting with a friend identifie...
BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez knows that Taylor Swift is no stranger when it comes to having relationships end. And for that reason, Taylor was the first person that Gomez called after her breakup with long time boyfriend Justin Bieber. Tay-Ta...
LOS ANGELES - The Nokia Theater rumor mills wasted no time as they started churning away before the final goodbyes at the 40th Annual American Music Awards. One of the highlights of the show was when Justin Bieber won the Entertainer of The Year A...
MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States. Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift's latest album titled Red has already sold 1.2 copies in just the first week alone. iRumors reported that although she is very happy she was a little disappointed at losing out the CMA Country Music Entertainer of The Year...
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