Following the sudden and tragic death of Michael Jackson, pop star Madonna has expressed her own fears that she too may go bald. The Queen of Pop's changing hairstyles over the years has put immense strain on her hair follicles prompting the belie...
Daniel Radcliffe has accidentally let it be known that Michael Jackson is in the latest chapter of the Harry potter saga. Radcliffe, asked about the stars death, told an interviewer that Jackson's final performance will now be "in our film". Ra...
A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have to receive counselling and therapy to t...
A young Michael Jackson impersonator brought down the house at the Bellagio last night with three solid hours that span the whole life of Michael Jackson. "He could do the moon walk, the up on the toes stop and everything", stated one customer.
Los Angeles, CA - A video circulating the web titled 'Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer' could actually be video of the Michael Jackson autopsy. While police have yet to confirm this suspicion, many amateur forensic pathologists have positive...
London - (X-Files Mess): International necromancy market leader London College of Sidekick Studies has hired Ozzie wonder seer Blossom Goodchild to channel Michael Jackson's first official posthumous interview. Princess Diana's favorite supernatu...
New York - (Penurious Ass Mess): Off-the-Wall Street financial investigators following defunct banks Lemon Brothers and Bears' Turns believe they've cracked open a massive $500 million black hole in the Jackson family's moneylaundering slush fund.
Los Angeles, CA - A video on Youtube entitled 'Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer' has gone viral, with over 3 million hits in 24 hours. Scientists believe that the video may actually aid in the understanding of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jack...
There are reports coming in from various media sources that Rick Astley, an 80's pop star from Great Britain , is to launch his comeback by singing at Michael Jackson's funeral. Astley's Management Company have been tight lipped on the speculation, a...
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Black Eyed Peas say they Remember the Time when they seemed Invincible, sitting atop the pop charts, but that's all HIStory. Now, suddenly finding themselves unable to dethrone the recently deceased King of Pop from the top o...
Michael Jackson aged 43 + VAT today confirmed that he would indeed be appearing in London for his planned 50 concerts. Challenged that he was in fact "dead" Jackson squeekily protested that on the contrary, he was merely resting in his cave with a...
SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - OctuMom's financial company OctuMoney has purchased the sprawling 2,800 acre Neverland Ranch. Reports are that OctuMoney secured a $36.6 million loan from El Banco de Cancun located in Beverly Hills. There are un...
It has been revealed that the actress Mollie Sugden had expressed a wish for Diana Ross to look after her children when she died. Sugden, who did yesterday aged 86, was a long time friend of the singer, who purchased the film rights to the hit ser...
London, UK - The self proclaimed widow of recently deceased legend Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', Ms. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, says that her mourning period is over and she wants to get on with her life. Her first step in this tran...
Persons wishing to submit their own Michael Jackson will (there is a question of the validity of the ones on hand) can use the format below. Better yet, just print the form and fill in the blanks and submit it to the California State Courts. I, M...
The first Michael Jackson will left care of his children to his mother and his estate to his family (to be run by a trust). Legal proceedings towards this end were halted, however, when new wills came to light. In the second will, which was in th...
Los Angeles - (Conspiracy Theory Mess): The meticulously choreographed July 4th funeral has bombed. And classic Jackson family shenanigans were blamed today as a sordid plot to cremate singer Wacko and dump a waxwork lookalike into a Neverland min...
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