Written by Charles Letterman

Thursday, 2 July 2009

image for Diana Ross to look after Mollie Sugden's kids!

It has been revealed that the actress Mollie Sugden had expressed a wish for Diana Ross to look after her children when she died.

Sugden, who did yesterday aged 86, was a long time friend of the singer, who purchased the film rights to the hit series 'Are You Being Served?' from E-bay for £40 in 2002.

Friends of Diana Ross talked of the singer's love of Sugden, and said that they belived that she would make a superb mother for Sugdens 44 year old twins. One commented, "If it's a choice between Michael Jackson's children or Mollie's kids, Diana will choose Mrs Slocombe's offspring every time."

It is believed that Sugden left her pussy in the care of Tom Jones.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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