NEW YORK - A major sponsor of Tiger Woods will phase the world's most valuable athlete out of its advertisements because they sell shavers to hairless women and lesbians . "As Tiger takes a break from the public eye, we will support his desire fo...
Tiger Woods latest stunt is to flee to Blondland, Sweden, instead of answering questions or appearing in public, and has stated a fond fare-thee-well to fans and fellow golfers. According to the message he left UP2 and others: "You whole bunc...
In a statement on his web-site which has rocked the world of golf, Tiger Woods announced: "I need to give the golf a rest - I'm knackered". He cited the demands of his wife and 78 girlfriends as the reason for this decision. "My swing has deter...
In a private confidential interview, Tiger Woods said he has 'blue balls'. 'I'm hiding from the press. My wife's run off. All my mistresses are pissed off at me. Lawyers want to serve me with papers. I haven't had sex for two days', Tiger said.
Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship. At a press co...
In an attempt to bring truthiness to the public and rebuild his reputation, reports have Tiger Woods appearing on the Jerry Springer Show with all of his back alley sex dingos. It is expected that Tiger Tigress Rachel Uchitel will be brought on to a...
WANTAGE, New Jersey - Unemployed TV talk show host Lou Dobbs speaking from the front porch of his Wantage chicken ranch house says that he wants to see Tiger Woods birth certificate. When asked why in the world he needs to see Tiger Woods birth ce...
Another woman has come forward to indicate that she has not had sex with golfer Tiger Woods. She is the third confirmed woman who has claimed such non-intimacy with him. Jane DeGood, a dental technician from Lake Richmond, has confided in an exclu...
Tiger Woods is being attacked by raciest because he was procreating with human females. The argument is over the fact that Wood's skin is dark and the raciest don't like him. The K.K.K. has assembled a list of eleven white mistresses they say th...
In a special video scheduled to be on Oprah this week and filmed before one of her audiences that were each specially selected, Tiger Woods blames all his troubles on the live TV fart at the golf tournament this past summer, it has been stated by tho...
Los Angeles - (Labia Babes): "He's so high-octane they even used the 'Put A Tiger In Your Tank' jingle to sell gasoline to the Brits," Hollywood madam Michelle Braun said of her top client Tiger Woods. And Braun should know, she's catered to the...
Recent rumors of Tiger Woods' faltering game are simply not true. Sure he's thrown his putter into some lateral hazards lately landing him more penalty strokes than an early withdrawal of a 401K account. But that doesn't necessarily reflect the le...
Orlando, Fla - (Deeper Throat): "Not many women can take the full twelve inches," stunning Sicilian blonde model Loredana Jolie said today, "least, not orally. "Call it an artform if ya like. An inherited talent on the erotic gene. "Sure kep...
ORLANDO - Tiger Woods has reportedly placed his 2010 black Cadillac Escalade SUV which was involved in that Thanksgiving Day hit and run on eBay. Tigers manager Upton Courtquist stated that due to the vast amounts of possible out-of-court settleme...
Fears that Tiger's recent naughtiness would dent his earnings proved unfounded when his details of latest sponsorship deals emerged this week. National Windshield Replacement Services are amongst the new deals, along with Band Aid makers Johnson a...
The list of 'Tiger Babes' now totals fourteen, and their local golf club, has extended offers of honorary membership to all of them. The named invitees for this unprecedented golfing accolade include: Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin,...
With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...
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