Tiger Woods latest stunt is to flee to Blondland, Sweden, instead of answering questions or appearing in public, and has stated a fond fare-thee-well to fans and fellow golfers.
According to the message he left UP2 and others:
"You whole bunch can ESAD for all I care. What me and myself do is no one's business but the wife, kids and me. So kiss it!"
He then went on to say that he is not coming on some 'fatass hostess show' and telling the whole world he screwed up...several times.
ABC News has since reported that Tiger, his wife Elin and their two children would be temporarily relocating to Sweden. He also delivered the bombshell that he is through with golf, at least for the present.
Perhaps the golf tournaments ARE slowing him down a bit.
But, Elin needs to watch close, because now that he's not playing golf and he's surrounded by blonds, the temptation may be too great!