Boston Even though the convention is a year away, with the campaign not even really started, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney feels so confident in the outcome that he's announcing his running mates already: Michele Bachmann and Sarah Pa...
NEW HAMPSHIRE - "I was duped on the issue of Universal health care". These were the words uttered by Mitt Romney yesterday as he attempts to rebuild and solidify his public image in his bid for the Republican Presidential nomination. Romney cla...
NEW HAMPSHIRE - Political advisers are urging presidential-hopeful Mit Romney to do something very funny and embarrassing within the next fourteen days, thus ending his campaign with an act of public-service. "I know Mit, and he's in this thin...
CHICAGO - Mitt Romney is way ahead of Sarah Palin in the GOP popularity poll. Palin told Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine that she did not get the turnout that she was expecting to get with her Nationwide Bus Tour. "Snowflake" stated...
It was like a wet version of the Hindenburg being broadcast on CNN live in New Hampshire. Romney sparred with Pawlenty, but suddenly they kissed and made up. Bachman turned to overdrive, but sputtered her water all over Gingrich. Then it came as...
Here in New Hampsire Republicans are taking serious the old adage of "beat your way out of a wet paper bag". Promoters are billing this the Wet Paper Bag Debate, and will be watching closely to see if any of the candidates do indeed manage to beat th...
The news media came in swarms this past week when Sarah Palin's bus arrived in New Hampshire. The first question shouted by a reporter from Politico was, "Governor, did you come here to step on Mitt Romney's announcement for president or is it just a...
Mitt Romney, a candidate for the Republican Presidential nomination, has decided that his lack of success was due to his first name and wants a change. "People just don't take you seriously with a name like Mitt. They think of baseball and have...
The Republican Party took over the Democratic Party today through a hostile takeover. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will all retire from their positions and receive "golden parachute" payoffs of $100 million each, with other Democratic of...
The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...
BOSTON, MA - The current campaigns for the nominees to the Republican and Democratic parties has had plenty of twists and intrigues. It remains to be seen whether the latest story making the rounds of diners, water coolers, Tupperware parties, and th...
BOSTON, MA -- A former aide to Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts who recently dropped out of the Presidential race because he claimed "he hated to lose," says that Romney dropped out of the race for an entirely different rea...
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed victory today in the Republican presidential nomination process, after Mitt Romney dropped out of the race. "There's only three of us left," said Huckabee, "a...
Mitt Romney dropped out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday, saying he was the only true War Candidate, and that others are just giving lip service in backing the conflict in Iraq.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Mitt Romney has pulled out of the White House race after a string of creditors demanded immediate repayment for campaign-related bills.
President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.
BOSTON - Speaking to a sparse gathering of supporters late last night, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney expressed disappointment at his poor showing in yesterday's Super Tuesday primaries.
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