From the Portsmouth UK virginity - sorry, vicinity - local man, Martin Shuttlecock was allowed a free rein to please himself what he did, as long suffering wife, Anne, went for a girly night out to a dinner of pig's trotters at a local hotel chain, w...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was last night relaxing at home enjoying a quiet drink, following a traumatic High Street trip in search of tatty Christmas bargains, with long suffering wife, Anne, loyal stepdaughter Gertrude, and two of his grandchild...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, this morning revealed to a Skoob News reporter how he maxed out four credit cards whilst watching late night TV shopping channel QED. Shuttlecock explained that he'd been enjoying some pre Christmas holiday time that...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was said to be quietly recovering at his south coast home today after the shocking revelation by Sir Elton John in a televised interview with Piers Morgan, that the celebrated singer/songwriter is gay. It appears that...
Local kebab and pizza van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has just confirmed that his flagship kebab and pizza van will be on standby for Manchester United's Premier League clash with Arsenal at Old Trafford tonight. United versus Arsenal has been someth...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning. Resisting the...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock thought he had it made on his birthday last Friday, when his charming stepdaughter popped around and presented him with a box of Terry's All Gold Dark Chocolate for his birthday. It dawned on Shuttlecock however, that...
A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...
Some sobering news just in from the Shuttlecock home near Portsmouth, UK, as local man, Martin Shuttlecock poured cold water on the notion that multiple partner sex orgies are in any way erotic. Lighting his pipe (loaded with Dark Shag) fluffing u...
The battered face of formulaic local man, Eccles Burnstone, features in a new advert for a local fast food outlet. The 43 year-old was mugged by four people and also robbed of his freshly purchased kebab, the advert was an idea by Eccles himself,...
A local man, normally of good cheer during the December holiday period, was in a black mood after being forced to recognize the Chinese New Year instead of a traditional Christmas by his wife, who by all accounts, was not in possession of her facult...
The rattling in Jim Duncan's 1994 Pontiac is getting difficult to ignore. As winter quickly approaches, Duncan has been biting his nails at the thought of a major repair. "Any repair over $900 bucks ain't worth doing, so I don't know what they he...
Local resident, Bartlett Peare was so excited to see snow in his neighborhood that he couldn't wait to get out and play in it. Having bought a pair of old snow skis at the local charity shop, Peare was quite eager to try them out. However, short on c...
It probably won't reach the quality newspapers, but Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin, was left hopping mad today by Wikileaks revelations which announced to the whole wide world that she had married a complete and utter tw...
Martin Shuttlecock sort of knew something was amiss when a few weeks ago, he found his gazebo lying on its side in his back yard. The gazebo had been standing for years without incident, but suddenly was atip and askew and there were no winds really...
A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...
For thirty-five years, Tony Hawton of Bridlington had been a nail biter. However, his wife of ten years had finally had enough and told him to stop. "I was quite shocked," said Hawton. "She said she was just fed up to the back teeth with my auto-c...
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