Washington, DC-- The Federal Aviation Administration is currently undergoing negotiations with Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Hanes and Stanfields to contract for the production of disposable skivvies to be worn on all flights o...
Washington, DC-- President Bush is scheduled to travel to Geneva later in the week to receive the coveted "Chicken Little Award". This prestigious award is bestowed upon the world leader, politician, industrialist or bureaucrat who has prov...
Washington DC (AP) A glitch in the Internal Revenue Service audit checking software is turning into thousands of large income tax refunds for US taxpayers. IRS commissioner Mark Everson looked embarrassed before TV cameras at a press conferenc...
Condolezza Rice tendered her resignation as Secretary of State today in a scandal still unfolding in Washington. President Bush and his cabinet colleagues expressed "shock and dismay" when a Democrat who was in the same class in Penn. Sta...
Mapquest is adding at least four major interstate highways to its holdings. The deal between the Federal Highway Administration and Mapquest was announced at a joint press conference in Washington this morning by FHA Administrator Mary Peters and...
Washington-Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff announced today the cancelation of the 'Vertigo' Tour by the band U2. "Credible evidence, from classified sources, leads us to believe that these four foreign...
Washington D.C., Monday 21 March - (Mess Association) An irate President George Bush Jr intrerrupted his latest holiday last night to fly back to Washington in order to intervene in the raging Vernal Equinox storm regarding the ancient rights of Dru...
Washington DC, USA Friday 18 March - (Mess Association) The White House confirmed today that President Bush has nominated Tony Blair's preferred candidate Paul Wolfowitz as the next CEO of the Bogota-based Riggs World Bank for Deconstruction...
Washington (Spoof International News) March 17. U.S. President George W. Bush is using the occasion of St. Patrick's day to call on the Irish people to disband U2.
HOLLYWOOD - Russell Crowe, who should have beaten Denzel Washington like a rented mule in the 2002 Oscar race, was the target of a plot hatched not by al-Qaida, as the besotted Crowe is now telling people, but by Denzel Washington and co-conspirator...
WASHINGTON - Perhaps Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was not the right person to telephone Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi to convey this country's condolences for the killing of Italian intelligence officer Nicola Calipari and the wounding of...
Washington DC -- In a rare question and answer news session that purportedly even included some actual, unpaid news media representatives, President Bush was asked about revelations by the Evangelical Christian Times that UN black helicopters and tra...
Washington. (Spoof International News). March 3rd. President Bush traveled to the offices of the CIA today after an aborted attempt on Wednesday. The purpose of the trip was to reassure the new CIA director Porter M. Goss and his minions t...
In one of the largest real estate deals ever consummated in Washington, Congress has allocated $417.5 Billion dollars for the Pentagon. "We're really, really tired of paying rent on a building as big as the Pentagon," said House Ways and Means Commi...
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush told reporters yesterday that he plans to request a new dollar design from the White House's graphic arts department.
WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...
Washington D.C. Friday 25 February - (Rioters): Forensic astrologers at the National Jeb Revulsion Laboratory in Tampax, Florida have taken the unprecedented step this weekend of issuing an astro-seismology alert following the discovery of a mass...
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