Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events...
Nairobi,Kenya/ SF/CA Combined Reality Show Mess - George Obama was bailed from jail today by Presidential Legal Counsel Greg Craig after his recent detainment for holding one (1) joint, other than his dick, in his shorts after a recent Kenyan pos...
America - (Bong-Hits-4-Gold! Mess): Eight times Olympic gold medal winning US swimmer Michael Phelps is to smoke weed for the nation after accepting a $10 million sponsorship deal from cigarette paper manufacturers Twizla+ Jumbos. The announcemen...
What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane. Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obam...
Oldham, UK - On Friday night, Oldham drug dealer Billy J Whizz offered local junkies as much gear as they could handle for a one-off promotional price of a fiver for all you can handle between the hours of ten pm and two am. Local drug users flock...
Nairobi, Kenya - (Matanuska Thunderfuck Mess): George Obama, 26 year-old half-brother of the American President, has been arrested for possession of 'a weekend's personal supply' of the local African recreational weed Durban Poison. "Actually, it...
A new drug has been made in a laboratory pretty recently. A drug that looks somewhat like marijuana. The drug has already hit the streets and attracted over 10,000 people and killed nearly all of those 10,000 people! Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is...
Detroit - (AP) Michigan voters joined 12 other states last night in approving the use of marijuana for medical reasons. Passed by a 3 to 1 margin, advocates said after a lengthy battle with the state's anti-marijuana faction, that it's "HIGH" tim...
Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...
Aspirin has been reclassified as a class A drug, introducing the possibility of lifetime imprisonment for anyone caught supplying the former headache suppressant. Home secretary Jacqui Smith cited the "uncertainty" surrounding the effects of the d...
Australia has charged a big busted Malaysian woman with attempting to smuggle heroin into Melbourne by hiding the drugs under her boobs. Officials of the Customs Department say they suspected the woman may have been carrying drugs when she arrived...
NY/NY/ Rolling Stone Medicinal News - Hardened NY City drug cops announced today the latest in name branding to cash in on the nation's latest President: Bags of Crack with a red 'OBAMA' label that has taken street corners by storm. Undercover NAR...
England and Bath prop-forward Matt Stevens has been suspended from both club and country duties following his failure of a drugs test. Stevens, 26, failed a test during Bath's Heineken Cup match with Glasgow. He has admitted taking 'a prohibited s...
St Lucia, the Caribbean - Troubled diva Amy Winehouse has been seen here at her exclusive resort hideaway chugging on strawberry daiquiris like there's no tomorrow, and frequently ducking into the undergrowth with new squeeze 'Josh' for a series of s...
People who buy extra long cigarette rolling papers are likely to be followed and monitored by undercover narcotics officers according to a jointly released report commissioned by both the Irish and British Police forces. Detective Inspector Mary J...
MODESTO, California - The world of drugs is often times a dungeon of dark and mysterious underworld wheelings and dealings. Drug cartels continue to viciously battle each other to be the top dog in the drug house. Two of Colombia's top drug carte...
Struggling drug dealers have been promised huge amounts of taxpayers money by the government in a deal designed to save their ailing businesses. A government spokesperson stated that the collapse of the industry is a result of previously wealthy b...
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