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Funny story: Round One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'

Round One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'

WASHINGTON-Hillary Rodham Clinton bit Barack Obama on the ear and prompted him into a fight in the debate because, sources say, Obama accused his rival and her husband, former President Clinton, of repeatedly making jokes about his ears.

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey enters race for the White House as Barack Obamas running mate.

Oprah Winfrey enters race for the White House as Barack Obamas running mate.

Oprah Winfrey has thrown her extremely popular and even more jaw droppingly wealthy hat into the Presidential ring during an afternoon interview with former President Bill Clinton on her world wide syndicated talk show 'Oprah'.

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Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...

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Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: John Edwards Is In The Kingmaker Role

John Edwards Is In The Kingmaker Role

John Edwards sits in distant third place behind Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the Democratic Party Primaries. This position, however, could be his "golden ticket" to future success. If neither Clinton or Obama reach a 50% majority i...

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Funny story: Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Greenville, South Carolina (IPP) - The campaign strategy of Obama and Clinton has been revealed to the public by members of their staff.

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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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Funny story: Obama releases new rap track

Obama releases new rap track

Stung by criticism that he is not black enough, Barack Obama has released a new rap single. Although the lyrics have been kept a closely guarded secret, this website has been given a copy and can reveal the first few verses:...

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Funny story: Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

LAS VEGAS -- Senator Barack Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party's nomination for the presidency, admitted today that his mother named him while playing the "Name Game."...

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Funny story: Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.

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Funny story: Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada's largest labor union, the Culinary Union Local 226 joined with parent organization, UNITE-HERE and announced today that it would be making 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies, one for each member, to commemorate support for the Obama campaign...

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Funny story: Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Obama ID fraud: Hillary and Colon Bowel are birth parents

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

The Clinton Campaign announced today they plan on filing a lawsuit against Barack Obama and his campaign. They will also be seeking an injunction early Monday morning to prevent him from following through with his scheduled interviews the day before...

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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