Footballer Johnny Footballer, who plays football for Football United, is not going to play football for a while due to a hamstering injury.
Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...
SHED END: Chelsea have put in a massive £50million offer for striker Roy Race. The legendary (and fictional) Melchester Rovers player is out of contract at the end of the season, and it is thought the transfer will be merely a formality.
Genius Manchester United and Portugal footballer, Ronaldo Ronaldo, who received his second name after the old Ronaldo bestowed it upon him, has received a blessing from the pope...because he's that g...
Just as sports fans were contemplating the impact of Ashely Cole's Knee injury, together with the enduring injury sustained by Michael Owen in the 2006 World cup finals in Germany. It seems that there is a sporting chance that the two can achiev...
The diving, cheating but otherwise ballerina-like Portugal and Manchester United footballer, Christiano Ronaldo, is now officially called Ronaldo Ronaldo, after the old Ronaldo surprised Ronaldos everywhere...
Eric Cantona did it. Vinnie Jones did it. And now, sickeningly ugly footballer turned failed manager Ian Dowey (intentional spelling mistake) is doing it. Acting...well, kind of.
Ex top world football ref Pierluigi Collina has received hate mail and death threats.
No sooner has the 'Liver Turd', so called model Danielle LLoyd, left the house to collect several bin bags of belongings deposited at the studio by 'Premiership Peter Pan' Teddy Sherringham, than she has started a new man hunt.
Secret papers released today by the Ministry of Secrets, reveal that in his youth, long before he had ideas of world domination, Adolf Hitler was far from being a disgruntled artist. Documents held for fifty years show he wa...
Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...
In an astonishing press conference this morning, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho demanded the immediate suspension of the Premiership. He is angry that other clubs are "taking extreme advantage" of the West London club's injury problems -...
Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
He used to be the darling of the Stretford End, the Bernabeu, the England fans' favourite, accustomed to playing in front o...
Madrid, Spain - (Ass Mess): Has-been football superstar David Beckham admitted today that he has been receiving coaching lessons ahead of a full-bling conversion ceremony into the cult of Scientology later this year after scoring a blinder in their P...
Walter Smith will step down from his prestigious position at Scotland Boss to manage (again) strugglers Glasgow Rangers. Fans of the 'Gers have previously suffered season after season of heartach...
Premiership Chelsea have announced kit change plans and a new sponsor for the 2007/08 season.
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