Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February). Now, he's been kicked off the show and wil...
CHICAGO - Simon Cowell replied that if the wannabe American Idol Chicago contestants would have spent half as much time practicing their singing as they do cussing, cursing, and acting like uncivilized gang-banger punks, they might have handed out mo...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ex-Playboy Playmate Heidi Montag has just been named the winner of the title of America's Number One Plastic Playmate. The yearly title is bestowed on the celebrity female who has had the most plastic surgery done on her body and/...
The newest Lambert on American Idol, Alex Lambert may have a shot at reaching the top two heights of Adam Lambert, whom he calls "My Big Sister". Alex then stated that he knew Adam would appreciate the humor of his remarks. "Adam loves controv...
Minnesota - (Ass Mess): The Minnesota Vikings superstar has been offered $1 million to accompany General Platt and Britain's Gut Talent warbler Susan Boyle on the new single. The celeb quaterback was heard honing his vocal talents at Sunday's 34-3...
When the news broke out that Simon would be leaving the show he made famous, American Idol, fans and critics alike wondered who could possibly replace Simon on his show. Well, after the 2010 season wraps up, American welcomes their newest "Idol" judg...
(Los Angeles-CA) An insider has revealed to me that "American Idol", may be considering "700 Club" founder evangelist Pat Robertson to replace Simon Cowell. My informant claims the information came from an e-mail that was leaked by an "American Id...
ATLANTA - American Idol contestant Antonio Wheeler, alias Skiibosky, sang Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" and he has no idea how true and damaging the song title actually was. The self-nickname penned Skiibosky was dressed in a fi...
ATLANTA - General Larry Platt, at 62, is a little over the 28-year-old age limit, but he certainly brought the American Idol auditioning house down with his original song ditty. The Platter, as his 103-year-old grandmother Hattie Henrietta Platt c...
ATLANTA - American Idol never fails to deliver. For those individuals who have been wondering who is going to be the next Kellie Pickler, well you can stop wondering. Simon Cowell and company have found her. She's 19-year-old Tennessee girl Vaness...
New York - (Faux News): Last week he laughed off DNA swab reports that he'd fathered desperate wannabe celeb Cheryl Tweedy Cole. And today Simon Cowell is equally nonchalant as another 'secret' daughter joined him on the American Idle (sic) gravy...
BOSTON - After sitting at the judges table and keeping a rather low-profile while judging the American Idol contestant wannabees Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice finally showed her claws. She jumped at Simon when she felt that he had been overly r...
BOSTON - Paula "Touchdown" Abdul apparently forgot that she had been fired several months ago and showed up at American Idol's first audition show of the new season. American Idol's director Bernie Sinclair saw Paula walk into the hotel where the...
TARZANA - Paula Abdul, the ex-American Idol judge who was fired because she was offered $10 million and she wanted $20 million was spotted wandering around listlessly at Tarzana's Orange Seeds Mall. Abdul was dressed in a Los Angeles Lakers halter...
Shocking American Idol fans and entertainment industry executives alike, Simon Cowell has announced that he will be leaving the lucrative television franchise, as well as his other music industry ventures to become a Catholic Priest. In a brief pr...
The USA, which once produced many of the most famous people in the world - well, movie stars and golfers - today was in mourning as yet another American nobody died. Britney Whoshe, famous in a small village in Nebraska for once shaking hands with...
* He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it * He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!) * He tends to have hot chicks around him * He made music for Zig and Zag * He's fucking loaded * He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him * He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl * Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!...
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