Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...
Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...
Philadelphia PA-- Presidential candidate Barack Obama launched an attack yesterday against spoof writer 'Fish'. Political pundits on both sides of the aisle are saying this morning it will cost Obama the election. Obama characterized Fish as being "o...
Urbane Demo candie barack Obama tried to sound cuntry when we all know cuntry first belongs to McCain and his new cuntry girl, Sarah Palin. Obama faking his down home best tried to mock McCain-Palin and their deep-seated economic denial by saying tha...
More top five Obama Jokes: #5 Obama bin Biden? That mate selection by Obama must have been a Freudian slip! #4 Who is better liar, Obama or Clinton? Is it a toss up: Obama lies when he smiles, Clinton lies when his lips move? #3 Should Obama change his first name to Saddam, to get more Muslim votes in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan and Florida? #2 Hands on knowledge of pork by Sen...
NY/NY The New York Times - Iran's President Mahmoud Ahadinejad, has accepted a speaking engagement at the UN on September 23 in order to pledge his support for Barack Obama, Iran's choice for the next President of the US. Ahadinejad, a student a...
Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: "You can put lipstick on a pig… it's still a pig." Senator Obama claims he was talking about his childhood days when to take their minds off r...
Chicago/AP - Democrats lined up at the Podium to roast their former President , Bill Clinton, and raise funds for Senator Barack Obama's quest for the Presidency, at the $50,000 a plate dinner hosted by Rosie O'Donnell, formerly of The View. Inclu...
London/Reuters - Media Mogul Rupert Murdock reacted quickly to a recent editorial in The Guardian, a left wing rag, that proported to tell the Yanks that Obama was "The Messiah" and the President the country had been waiting for! Columnist Jonatho...
Everywhere in the World/Reuters - Middle age men in raincoats converged on 24 hour pharmacies worldwide causing a run on lipstick, viagra and condoms after Barack Obama's stump speech where he slyly likened VP Candidate Sarah Palin to a "pig with lip...
Barack Obama in an apparent move to level the political "playground" has filed a complaint with the Department of Justice accusing rival, John McCain, of bullying him unfairly. The Department of Justice has so far not commented on the complaint, b...
Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...
Chicago Il-- Michelle Obama, the beautiful, talented spouse of The One will appear on 'Oprah' tomorrow. It will be Michelle's professional singing debut. She is already adored by billions. She is gifted beyond all human understanding. Only The One i...
GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...
Presidential candidate Barack Obama was shocked to hear of Russell Brand's endorsement at the MTV VMA's ceremony. "I was chillin in my crib watching the show when this long haired British dude started chatting like a fool" said Barack. "With this...
Black Humor: Barack Hussein Obama - President of The United States of A. #5. The additional benefit will be death of Osama Bin Laden, from laughing his behind off. #4. Hillary Clinton asks Supreme Court: Can I marry Obama? Yes you can, but you must divorce Bill first. #3. Why Jew voted for Barack Hussein Obama? He has mistaken Obama Hussein Barack for Kadima Ehud Barack.
A leaked video shows the new tack urged on presidential candidate Barack Obama in the face of you-know-who-power, racism, and all that. 'Let's face it, Barack,' says P.R. guru Mo Schmoe, mopping his brow, 'middle America you ain't. You're an urban...
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