Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after prison staff at the establishment where he is completing his 30-year sentence, denied claims from local residents that he had been the recipient of Waterboard...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George has just signed a contract with the BBC to star in his own reality show. The show will deal with Boy George's daily goings-on while he is incarcerated at London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes. Produ...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, better known as Boy George, lead singer of the 80's band Culture Club has reportedly formed a prison band. O'Dowd is serving a 15 month prison sentence at London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes for reportedly handcuff...
NEW YORK, NY - Warden Samuel Norton of the Manhattan Detention Center has confirmed that Bernard Madoff has been placed in solitary confinement. According to the warden, "Mr.Madoff was caught in a position, which can only be described as two males sh...
A man serving 25 years to life in North State Prison has managed Incredibly to escape by literally EATING his way to freedom. Fred Crudbill (Big Fred), 43, had served just 6 years of the 25 year sentence he was serving for Grand Larceny, when las...
Beverly Hills, California/ Psychology Today/ Celebrity Profile - An Arrest Warrant was issued today for a sexually confused Lindsay Lohan by a Beverly Hills judge on unspecified charges, that could send the Muff Diving Diva back to jail for up to 3 y...
(New York-NY) Chris Rock said, I paraphrase, "Every time I watch the news, and I see a crime being committed, I say 'Please don't let it be a brother. Please don't let it be a brother' Then, I see the footage. Damn." I feel the same way as a Jew with Bernie Madoff. Is it my age, the downside of 50? My parents weren't Survivors, but they knew Survivors. Pogrom fear? One of the first things I di...
Faced with a possible 150 year jail term, Bernard Madoff is thought to be considering whether he should plead guilty to other uncharged offences. This could be a way of improving his privileges during his sentence. Criminals pleading guilty to cr...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, who is serving a 15 month sentence at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes reportedly tunneled his way out of his jail cell last night. Assistant Warden Ringo Nagashima said that O'Dowd (#74316869) and hi...
Jacob Sourbe (27) lived a troubled life. Growing up on the poverty stricken side of town Jacob turned to a life of crime very early in life. Stealing small groceries from a corner store, Mr. Sourbe has never been a stranger to petty crime. Things...
According to Conservative MPs, the police may be able to use mobile jails in the near future to apprehend suspected criminals. Ivor Copp, Shadow Minister for police reform told In Seine News: "The public have long been crying out for more 'bobbie...
O.J. Simpson and his cellmate, Ernest "The Slasher" Belcher would like to announce their engagement as of this past Wednesday. The proposed marriage will depend on whether California ever passes their law or not. While most people know the famou...
PHOENIX - Former NBA player, TNT Network color analyst, and future governor of the state of Alabama Charles Barkley has been sentenced to ten days in jail. Sir Charles, as he is known, will only have to serve five days. He received the sentence fo...
Seattle, Washington - Clifford Fillmore, tired of the shower room tauntings, decided to take matters into his own hands, literally. During group shower time in front of a bunch of horrified inmates, he sliced off his own penis. Paramedics where call...
London's Belmarsh Prison has announced that it is unable at present to admit any more bombers or terrorists, following the arrest of 183 Japanese tourists yesterday under new Police State Anti-Terror laws. The three coach-loads of tourists fell fo...
According to an AP Report, Inmates at the Des Moines County jail in Burlington may have to begin paying for toilet paper. The county is facing a more than $1.7 million deficit in this year's budget and the Board of Supervisors gave department hea...
William Jackson of Tennessee State Prison won't shut up about "them getting the wrong man". "That's all he wants to talk about", stated inmate Dilbert Lindsey. "My turn sharing his cell is almost over and I'll be glad. I mean, the man will drive y...
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