Man In Prison Says They Got The Wrong Man!

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Friday, 13 February 2009

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Cells Where The Wrong Man Kept

William Jackson of Tennessee State Prison won't shut up about "them getting the wrong man".

"That's all he wants to talk about", stated inmate Dilbert Lindsey. "My turn sharing his cell is almost over and I'll be glad. I mean, the man will drive you right up the wall if not over it."

"But they got the wrong man", Jackson told Lindsey.

"See! Drives you crazy. See, Buddy, we ALL say that they got the wrong man. Why should they believe YOU?"

"Cause they got the wrong man."

"That's what they're starting to call you around here, you know that? They're starting to say, uhoh, here comes "The Wrong Man!"

"But they got the wrong man?"

"What are you in here for?"

"Armed robbery in Tennessee liquor store."

"And you didn't do it?"

"Naw, here comes a guard. Hey Guard, they got the wrong man!"

"You're here for armed robbery of a liquor store and if you'd be quite, you may be out in ten years."

"But I was in New York City that morning!"

"How you gonna prove that?"

"In the court, Joe and Tish told the jury I was with them in New York at the time."

"They didn't believe them?"

"No. That D.A. said Tish had 30 unpaid traffic tickets and Joe run over a cat once."

"You have any more witnesses?"

"We was in the crowd on Good Morning America! But Joe & Tish's sign "Hello Mama" shielded me from view but you can see my left ear."

"That's not good enough!"

"I help Emeril bake a cake!"

"And they still say that you were in Tennessee?"

"It just showed me from the head down. But that's my body. I even showed them some cake icing on my shirt. They say
they get back to me."

"That was 2 years ago. They done got the wrong man."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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