Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.
California - (Ass Mess): Actor Tom Cruise is said to be hopping mad today after an eighteen year old male hooker and fledeling porno star changed his name to Torn Cruise and pledged to lose his virginity in a live internet webcast.
Vivid Entertainment today announced that Junichiro Koizumi will be starring in its upcoming reality porn film, "I Rub You." Koizumi, who was widely reported to be quite the womanizer during his days in politics, will carry out a similar rol...
Top entertainment star Basil Brush today came out of retirement spectacularly with his new porn channel series - "You Dirty Little Fox."...
Middletown, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): Disney's new hardcore porn channel has proved popular in the New Jersey area this week.
It's been several weeks since lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby, announced to the world that he didn't think 'One Night in Paris' was very good.
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
Mesa, Arizona - (ReUterus & Ass Press): A hard core porn channel worker who interrupted his station's broadcast last week with a ten minute clip of a wholesome family health show featuring Tom Brokaw has been fired by the cable company and faces...
BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...
AP-(RuggedHarder) Job applicant Jenny Biles was horrified and dismayed when she applied for a job as Library Assistant at her local community college last week.
London - (Rotters): The Law Lords are to hear an appeal this week that says the Church of England's money-spinning idea of putting mobile phone masts on steeples contravenes the spirit of the Human Frights Act because of delayed gratification in...
British soldiers are said to be waiting in eager anticipation the activation of the British military's Skynet 5 porn satellite.
In an embarrassing administrative blunder, the exclusive image rights for Elizabeth Hurley's wedding to Arun Nayar have been secured by down-market hardcore jazz mag Asian Babes.
Media giant, Disney has backed out of a lawsuit over the slogan, 'A Place Where Dreams Come True.' The slogan, which Disney has been using to advertise it's theme parks, is actually owned by a Newcastle businessman who uses it for his mob...
Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby. "I was watching the Paris Hilton scene, I was a little excited, and then I suddenly realized... it isn't actually very good." Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green...
Claims are coming in that Apple will unveil the long-awaited video iPorn next week. Apple Ceo, Steve Jobs, has said that he spotted a gap in the market which the iPorn will fill.
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