I've thought long and hard about this. Perhaps the Republicans and Tea Partiers are right. Perhaps there is so much trouble in this country because we've gotten away from God. Considering this, I decided to get to the very root of all troubles. You see, what brought the collapse of this God-given country is the same thing that got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden. CLOTHING! After all, i...
Piers Morgan has, apparently, been approached to take over from Larry King. It is about time SOMEONE took over from Larry King. ANYONE! The aging 'King' looks like he should be in a nursing home, not on television screens. Can you imagine if he...
The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...
Brit radio DJ James Whale appeared on TV today, quite angry about Barack Obama's continual bitching about the BP oil spill, criticising the President for making Britain look bad and embracing blame culture. Many observers agreed. Hugo Swizzlest...
Forced to retire after it had been discovered that she had actually been dead for twenty years, former White House correspondent Helen Thomas's biting comments concerning the Israeli/Palestinian conflict still linger in the minds of many reporters of the Jewish faith. Mike Wallace of CBS's 60 Minutes is still in shock. "All these years I thought she was my friend," said Wallace, "now I'v...
The US have charged 6 people of violating at trade embargo put in place in 1995, by providing Iran with technology and parts which enabled them to successfully lunch a satellite with an on board camera. Assistant Secretary for US Immigration and C...
President Obama and Prime Minister Stephen Harper joined hands in Washington today to demonstrate the long standing goodwill between the two neighbours which they hope to celebrate by erecting a three foot high wall between the two countries from the...
We're pleased to report that US, UK, and other NATO forces are making slow but steady progress in the battle for the hearts and minds of the beleaguered people of Afghanistan. Military Commanders consider that diplomacy and accessibility make more...
You know why? Cause it is like being a school bus driver to some mega huge bus the size of the Titanic, driving down the tiny, pot-hole ridden, muddy, cliff strewn roads of Colombia. Picture it, trying to keep that bastard on the small road, while there are bratty children yelling at you from all across the spectrum of opinions about your job. All telling you that you are doing a piss-poor job...
In a just released video from the mountains of Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden has issued a statement that has rocked the world. Osama declares in the video the cessation of Jihad as the world knows it. He then waxed poetic quoting from Ecclesiastes 3:1-8...
West Germany, April 1, 1948 -- As rumors continue to swirl concerning President Truman's pursuit of full integration and equality of Negroes within the U.S. military, some units have taken to relieving their pent-up frustration through humorous 8mm s...
The United States of America has been given the green light to be the eighteenth nation to join the Euro. As soon as Estonia has surrendered its sovereignty and become a toady to European capital, it will be the turn of the USA. President Obama ha...
US President Barack Obama has revived the nuclear arms race with Moscow, which was shelved in the wake of the Cold War and subsequent saccharine peacenik PR, such as taking down the Berlin Wall amid spontaneious worldwide celebrations and then hawkin...
Taiwan will never ask the United States to fight against China on its behalf, Taiwan President Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek said in a CNN interview Friday, shortly after rising from the dead. "We will continue to purchase arms from the United Sta...
Talks have been held in Moscow to discuss the adoption of Russian orphans by American families after Russia suspended adoptions earlier this month. The suspension following the case of a 7-year-old child who returned to Russia unescorted. When the...
HOLLYWOOD - Sources indicate an October movie release for a documentary on the "amazing, irrefutable, and shocking" similarities between Hitler and the Tea Party protestors. The tag line with the highest focus group rating has been "If a million Hitl...
Results of a preliminary study conducted by the Institute for the Dumbing Down of America (IDDA), Fox News Group has come out way ahead of any other television network news provider as having phenomenal success in creating misinformed, less intellige...
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