Piers Morgan approached to replace Larry King who is an extremely well known t.v. celebrity in America

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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The Bogey (Boogie) Man

Piers Morgan has, apparently, been approached to take over from Larry King.

It is about time SOMEONE took over from Larry King. ANYONE! The aging 'King' looks like he should be in a nursing home, not on television screens. Can you imagine if he was a woman? He would have been replaced decades ago.

He is not a pretty picture. Many viewers have stopped watching his show because they report having had nightmares with Larry as the Bogey (Boogie) Man. A number are on medications for anxiety. They admit to being stressed out during and after watching his show, worrying when he was going to keel over.

"Every minute was torture in the end," one viewer admitted. "I was tied in knots throughout the show, ignoring what he was saying and just wondering when he was going to keel over and be rushed to hospital.

My nerves couldn't stand it anymore so I had to quit watching him. It'll be great if Piers DOES take the reigns. He is much easier on the eyes."

Piers IS kinder on the eyes. Hopefully he'll get the job.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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