London - (Fascist Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry's membership details have appeared on a BNP list published online today. The young Blackshirts' party donations and related offshore bank accounts had long been the source of pride in the fami...
Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...
It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince's Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry (aka the Ginger Minger), will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being inter...
Prince William is desperate to get a tattoo - but worries girlfriend Kate Middleton would think it was "chavvy". Wills, 26, told Navy pals he wanted a huge inking on his back like England star David Beckham, who has a giant angel. But the Prince s...
London - (Sticky Buns Mess): A hoary barnacle desperately clinging onto the wreckage of a KGB cocaine smuggling submersible is the marine motif on Prince William's newly unveiled coat of arms.
London - (Royal Ass Mess): William, Harry, silly little wannabe royal trollops Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy plus their official dealers Dave Skunk and Hughie Crackhead are in a state of shock this weekend.
Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.
Caribbean - (Huge Ass Mess): A right royal storm has broken out after an unnamed sailor on HMS Iron Puke was found to be carrying 'up to five kilos of high grade cocaine' up his arsehole today.
Heroic Harry of Wales and his brother Billy Wales were yesterday at the Beafort Polo Club, Gloucestershire for the latest training session for the crusade to Jerusalem of 2013. It is thought the two brothers had met up for Harry to catch up on Billy&...
A little known fact until now is that Prince William is a prolific spoof writer and is one who appears in Lowton's top 15 list of 20 writers on a regular basis. Being an insider, the future King wants to move incognito am...
Prince William, the Royal Warmonger, has landed his first acting role as the new James Bond in the next 007 blockbuster, Casino Royal Flush.
A vicious war of words has broken out between Windass hall (formerley Buckingham Palace) press officials and the MOD over who was responsible for the leaking the details of HRH Wales latest secondment.
London - (Republican Mess): Kate Middleton has been told to stop her arms proliferation and drug running business on behalf of Vladimir Putin's 250+ London-based spooks and get a proper job to pay for any future wedding to William. That is the Pup...
It was revealed today that Prince William, second in line to the throne thanks to his success in the great British tradition of forming a queue, is to lead the drug squad in the Caribbean.
London - (Fetid Fascist Mess): The tribute artiste being promoted relentlessly by the UK Hellfire Club as the Pretender's elder son has been thrown in the deep end by the Navy.
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