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Funny story: Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

The controversy surrounding Madonna, over the adoption of a Malawian baby, took an unexpected twist when Bill Gates became involved in the proceedings.

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Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.

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Funny story: Madonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family

Madonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family

"Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in her sight, Madonna loves the little children of the world."...

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Funny story: Madonna To Market Babies

Madonna To Market Babies

Skibo Castle, Scotland, U.K.---Reliable sources are reporting that Madonna Cicone Richie, once upon a time, many, many long years ago known as just plain old Madonna, as if there were something magical in her handling of the moniker, is planning to m...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to introduce new Import Tax

Gordon Brown to introduce new Import Tax

Following an upsurge in the adoption of African orphans, the chancellor, Gordon Brown, is to introduce a new tax governing the importation of these children into the country.

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Funny story: Madonna To Adopt Seven Pages

Madonna To Adopt Seven Pages

Armed with the experience of adopting a maternally orphaned child from Malawi, and well aware of the perils facing Congressional pages in Washington from the Republican leadership, Madonna is now making plans to adopt seven male pages to be raised in...

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Funny story: NBC in Compromise Between Catholic Church and Madonna to Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

NBC in Compromise Between Catholic Church and Madonna to Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- NBC said today that it has come to a compromise between Madonna and religious leaders offended by her "climbing on a cross" during the scheduled broadcast of a concert from her "Confessions" tour. Rather th...

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Funny story: Madonna Loses Plagiarism Lawsuit

Madonna Loses Plagiarism Lawsuit

Pop SInger Madonna has lost a lawsuit where she was sued for plagiarism. In an international court, the decision was announced today that Madonna stole material from early stripper and singer Gypsy Rose Lee. The stripper, now 94 years old, sued bec...

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Funny story: Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

The Material Girl is reinventing herself once again. Last seen on stage in 2002's hit play Up for Grabs, Madonna announced plans earlier this week to bring a new musical to London's West End.

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Funny story: The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

"What am I, a saint?" moans Mary, mother of Jesus of Nazareth. "Why do these sketch artists and sculptors keep stalking me, trying to reproduce my image on canvas and stone? Their flashing torches are half-blinding me!"...

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Funny story: Madonna's Done It All and Wants to Try Death

Madonna's Done It All and Wants to Try Death

Pop idol, rock star, dancer, fashion maven, sex goddess, alternative lifestyle queen, movie actress, fitness enthusiast, mom, spiritual seeker, and equestrienne, Madonna has been through every phase. Now that she's bored again, Madonna wants to try...

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Funny story: Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie

Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie

Wiltshire, London suburbs, England-A tired and unhappy horse did the unthinkable this week, throwing Madonna The Material Girl Ciccone Richie for a loss.

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Funny story: World's Worst Actors to Appear in Movie Together

World's Worst Actors to Appear in Movie Together

Listing Madonna, Keanu Reeves, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Anna Nicole Smith, and Adam Sandler together as a film cast might assure a film director of good box office, but it does not guarantee any acting awards. These pseudo actors, and s...

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Funny story: Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

HOLLYWOOD (Rotters) - A study conducted on the case of Madonna reportedly shedding tears a decade ago concluded that the event has no human explanation, a Los Angeles newspaper reported today.

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Funny story: Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Louise Ciccone-Richie, the artist formerly known as Madonna, has released a new album under the moniker Esther C.

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Funny story: Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

London - Pop star Madonna held a press conference today in which she revealed that she is actually a Hasidic rabbi.

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Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

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