Iran, Cuba and Venezuela---Annoyed and perhaps a bit jealous that Evangelist Pat Roberts has been making death threats, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has issued a fatwa against the life of the politically active televangelical former Presidential Cand...
Tehran, Iran---In what they describe as a major scientific breakthrough, Iranian nuclear researchers have declared yellow cake to be good for you. "It is a mysterious, magical, mythical substance that has vitamins, minerals, nutrition and can be enr...
Teheran, Iran and somewhere in the Caribbean---In a determined and self-serving effort to deflect foreign criticism of his political maneuvers, manipulations and other devious ploys, the newly minted President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has dusted...
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-On Wednesday, US Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan ranted against the planned switch to the "PetroEuro" by Iran for oil sales which he claims endangers the PetroDollar and the plain old American greenback. "I can't stan...
United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad to urge the leaders of the fledgling Iraqi Government to refrain from developing closer ties to it's neighbors Syria and Iran. Unfortunately for all involved, the...
Tehran-The surprise victory of the arch-conservative religious hard-liner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the Presidency in Iran has given pause to Middle Eastern scholars the world-over, and in Washington especially.
Born again Christian President Bush has accepted gratefully the European Parliament Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. The European backing for the nomination in combination with 35,423 personally hand written letters from the Abu Ghraib Pe...
Washington, DC-- Everybody is a target of North Korea's nuclear weapons program. But the U.S. is threatening war with Iran because, in the words of Donald Rumsfeld, "there are better targets in Iraq[Iran]".
Tehran - In an effort to resolve what has become a very hot international diplomacy issue, the United States extended an olive branch to "rogue nation" and burgeoning nuclear power Iran.
Anxious to get his anti-war show rolling, President George Bush has declared the tiny West African State of Togo as the newest member of the axis of evil that includes among others Iran, North Korea, Germany, France and the State of Massachusetts.
The Wailing Wall, Thursday (Rioters) - The Pentagon as announced that a high-ranking Iran specialist has been arrested at the Israeli embassy in Tel Aviv and charged with espionage.
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...
Hi all, God here again. So, another big week up here in Heaven as always. First thing of course, I want everyone to know, that earthquake in Iran, I had absolutely nothing to do with that. You can blame that on the new guy…Kenny. He’s kind of a dumb ass but you know, you have to give them some responsibility from time to time if you ever want them to learn. So, I’m breaking in the new batch o...
United Nations Inspectors have revealed that Iraq, Iran and North Korea have secretly developing Bush Weapons of Mass Destruction in direct contravention of UN treaties.
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