Cheryl Cole, wife of England left back Ashley Cole and close friend of Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud expressed an air of indifference when she saw John Terry's much talked about Mohawk haircut. Mrs Cole did not liken the haircut in any way to t...
A tearful Cheryl Cole today confided in a close friend that she had once been confronted by a dog, and that the incident gives her recurring nightmares to this day. Apparently, Mrs Cole was walking down the street in her native North East when the...
LONDON - Cheryl Cole left the studios of L'Oreal Cosmetics where she had just spent eight hours shooting a commercial when she was asked about her marriage. Cole managed a smile and said that it does not look good. When asked why, her smile left h...
Goldaming, Slurry - (Offside Mess): A fleeting five minute penalty shoot-out between the estranged couple has seen Ashley Cole claim he's been deliberately stitched up by professional marriage-wreckers. The Chelsea player has told wife Cheryl that...
Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, has made a desperate plea to Cheryl and Ashley Cole to try and save their marriage. Speaking at a special dinner organised by the Online SuBo Fan Club, the singer said "I just hope I'm not too late. They c...
Katie Price has exclusively revealed what she thinks of the way Chezza Cole is dealing with her marriage breakdown. National sweetheart Chezza yesterday announced that she has called off all her public appearances in order to keep a low profile.
Shamed Ashley Cole, philandering husband of nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole, has broken his silence regarding the high profile break-up. An unofficial statement released by a tramp this morning states, "My wife's always dancing, which isn't in its...
LONDON - One has to hand it to Ashley Cole, err on second thought lets make that one has to admire the Chelsea chap for pulling out all of the stops in trying to salvage his marriage to his wife the "Pond Hopping" Cheryl Cole (Hough?). Ashley, or...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The electropop singer who goes by the four-letter, one-character name of Ke$ha told several members of the news media that if she was Cheryl Cole and her husband Ashley had cheated on her with the half dozen or so tarts she would not...
In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole. Cole made the announcement recently, after much speculation that her husband had...
Sheryl Cole is fast-tracking her divorce to Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, stating that she does not want any of his fortune, and just wants to rid herself of the bad memories. The Newcastle born singer won't be able to completely rid herself of...
This week we're in search of the mysterious, mystical manatee. This lovely animal was quite a sex symbol in its day. Indeed, the manatee's aura of glamour illuminates a very special ante room of natural history (it has its own odour too, as well as an aura, though that hardly smacks of glamour). The manatee is a refreshing thing to contemplate these days. It makes a pleasant change from Cheryl...
The Entertainment & Sporting World was left in turmoil tonight after an announcement by Lewisham's Leading "Artiste" management company. 'Pikey Minger Singer Ltd' (PMS) Issued a shock press release introducing "Coco" as the 4th member of "T...
HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face. Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek Hough, Cheryl's little frown quickly left the b...
Cheryl Cole is set to continue her stay in L.A according to reports. Rumours are rife that the North East born media whore is likely to be offered a role in the Television adaptation of the story of Romulus and Remus. Producers have been impre...
Using the words of an ex-President is usually a pretty much guaranteed way of talking your way out of a situation and persuading people to believe that you're telling the truth. Unless those words are the words of Bill Clinton as he denied having...
The world of football was rocked to its foundations today with the shock dropping of Chelsea Left Back, Ashley Cole, from the Girls Aloud 5-A-Side competition. Cole, who shares a name with fellow Chelsea player, Joe, was dropped after straying off...
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