Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Primary Colors actor Adrian Lester is being tipped for the starring role of a born-again Henry Burton in a biopic about Barack Obama's stellar rise to fame. Hollywood sources are agog with rumors that Obam...
Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...
Dar Es Salaam - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): African Union CEO Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete has hailed Barack Obama as the new Horn of Africa after photos of the US President-Elect showering with Kenyan schooldays chums were posted on the internet. Obama,...
Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortali...
Less than three weeks ago, on election night, John McCain pledged to "Do all in my power to help [Barack Obama] bleach his anus." On Monday, McCain went to Chicago to discuss ways he can fulfil that promise in a private meeting with the President...
Barack Obama half hoping to be the reuniter at which half ass Bush failed miserably, has given a partial acceptance to the racist KKK's acknowledgment that Obama is half white. Always the optimist, Obama said that you had to be half hopeful that...
US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.
Yesterday, Barack "Alleluia" Obama, accompanied by Led Zeppelin, burst into Hooters, New York, and declared Bible law, just after ordering a Hooters Cobb Salad. "I am sick and tired of aging rockers and Democrats over tipping topless waitresses a...
Washington DC: President George Bush officially responded to the Barack and Michelle Obama visit last week by calling a press conference this morning in front of the White House. "We challenge Joe Obama, Barack Biden and all the elected democrats...
Irish Prime Ministerial hopeful Dr Shameless Flattery has adopted or rather 'adapted' the Obama campaign slogan in his run up to the Irish General Election. "NO WE CAN'T" Speaking to assembled journalists at the start of his election campaign M...
In an interview with Larry King, President Elect Barack Obama revealed that he had been visited by Mother Teresa in a dream and that he was 'troubled' by it. In a candid interview with the braced and bespectacled talk show host Obama confessed tha...
Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...
President-elect Barack Bleach Obama said he would shut down the Guantanamo Bay boys club and rebuild a red light area ''America's best sex adventure park in the world.'' "I have said repeatedly that I intend to close Guantanamo bay boys club, and...
Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States. "Although Alabama is traditionally a...
A glimpse into the upcoming presidency of Barack Obama will be featured this week on YouTube. Obama wants to be yopur wifi commander in chief and he clearly wants to let the world know how his wife Michelle will be involved in his administration.
It has been revealed that President- Elect, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle were sensationally poised to star in a remake of the Planet of The Apes TV Series. First aired in 1974, The Planet of the Apes was a massive flop on the television scre...
Washington - President-elect Obama has revealed that the secret to his much admired public speaking skills is as simple as putting a frog in his pants. "I found the frog" (Don't go there you know that tickles) "Helps give dramatic pauses to...
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