Obama vows to shut down boys club

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Monday, 17 November 2008

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Obama vows to shut down boys club
No place to go

President-elect Barack Bleach Obama said he would shut down the Guantanamo Bay boys club and rebuild a red light area ''America's best sex adventure park in the world.''

"I have said repeatedly that I intend to close Guantanamo bay boys club, and I will follow through on that,'' the Democrat, who takes cannabis on a regular basis & masturbates daily, told the CBS program "39 Minutes.''

"I have said repeatedly that America doesn't need boys clubs it needs more sex. And I'm going to make sure that we get it. Those are part and parcel of an effort to regain America's sexual stature in the world,'' Obama added.

Hillary Clinton was rumored to be a contender for the job of prostitute last week, but the talks died down as party activists questioned whether she was too old or to overweight to be the top bitch in an Obamas adventure park.

The talks resumed on Thursday, a day after Obama asked former President Bill Clinton to help run his new venture and was confident Bill would put lots of effort into it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more