Barack Obama's vacant senate seat sold for $300,000 this morning to an undisclosed bidder on e-bay. Chicago governor, Rod Blagojevich was reported selling the vacant seat to make some extra cash. "I just wanted to make some money," the naked gover...
Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. "I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m...
Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Barack Obama used Fawlty Towers waiter Manuel's iconic "I know nothing! plea yesterday when questioned about 'buying' his Senate seat from a succession of corrupt Illinois State Governors. He also claimed igno...
Chicago- After months of speculation by various conspiracy theory sites and members of Youtube, Barack Obama acknowledged in an interview today that he is in fact the Antichrist spoken of in the Christian bible's Book of Revelation. Said the Presi...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President-elect Barack Obama announced on Thursday that his administration will quickly legalize marijuana. "I am preparing to end the costly and pointless federal raids on marijuana users," said Obama between drags from...
Christmas, a time for giving, eating plenty of food, family traditions and a poor line up of Only Fools and Horses repeats. "Not this year" claims BBC spokesperson for scheduling. "2008 is going to be a landmark year in Christmas television, as we ar...
Barack Obama has made some pretty utopian promises to the American people but his latest plan to bail out the economy tops them all. President elect Obama told the nation on Youtube that he has a great big surprise for them this Christmas morning...
America's first Pharoah elect has declared that unprecedented public works projects will revive the US economy. Land reclamation projects along the Potomac are promising bumper crops of cotton and papyrus. Neighboring West Virginia will become the ne...
A tele-movie on the childhood of Barrack Obama starring Gary Coleman has been panned by the Democratic Party who describe the piece as "ridiculous and wildly innaccurate" claiming that at no time did a young Obama ever use the catch cry "whatchu talk...
Washington DC-- A family secret of Barack Obama was revealed over the weekend. He is a first cousin of Morticia Addams. Mr. Obama's mother was the daughter of Aunt Cringe and Uncle Fester. Aunt Cringe died recently in Hawaii. Mr. Obama has gone to...
Washington, DC/ Leisure Times - The President Elect, Barack Hussein Obama I, says his job is "over", and now he needs "time to rest!" Obama made the statement at a national news conference after he turned the day to day running of the country over t...
Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...
AUSTIN, Texas - Country music icon, Willie Nelson, 75, has been named by president-elect Barack Obama to be the new secretary of agriculture. Obama told CNN's Anderson Cooper, "Look Andy, there is no one in the United States who is more qualified...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...
Miami, Florida: When a man sounding remarkably like President-elect Barack Obama placed a call to a Florida congresswoman Wednesday, she just assumed it was another crank call. So Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up. But, the Miami Herald...
Washington AC/DC - (BigOil Ass Mess): Newly appointed Obama Administration National Security Advisor General Jones is miffed. When he takes up his post in January there will be no boardroom dilemma at the Chevron Oil Corporation where he has been...
Berman: Good evening, Senator Obama and Senator McCain. Thank you so much for taking some of our--I mean your time to be with us this evening. We tossed a coin, and Senator Obama won, so we'll start with him. Senator Obama, what sort of changes do you plan to make to the NFL? Obama: Chris, some teams are collecting far more wins than they need, while other teams have few wins, if any. I...
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