Militant Mullahs from around the world have promised crippling Fatwas over the FIFA decision to introduce a new 8 panel soccer ball to the FIFA world cup starting in South Africa this month and culminating with the championship game July 11 in Johann...
ESPN Sports Host and Dancing with the Stars Finalist Erin Andrews says she's fitter than ever, and ready to take on the challenge of side line interviews at the World Cup in South Africa starting next month. There will be 9 host cities, and almost...
Siphiwo Ntshebe, the South African opera singer chosen by Nelson Mandela to perform at the opening ceremony of the 2010 World Cup, has died from meningitis, his record label said, and Mr Mandela himself will now sing his song. Ntshebe, 34, dubbed...
During the World Cup South Africa have decided to re-introduce Apartheid, the reasons being quite obvious: This elitist event should only be for the master-races and Blacks, especially poor, thieving, criminal South African Blacks, are not a welco...
PM David Cameron today elected to stop sitting on his hands and do something useful for a change by warning football fans of a certain age that wearing Pele tee shirts could lead to mockery and ridicule. Insisting that he be understood to be perfe...
Terry Butcher, the former England defender who courageously played on despite suffering a deep cut to his forehead during a vital World Cup qualifier against Sweden in Stockholm in 1989, has admitted in an interview that the 'blood' wasn't real, and...
The former Lord, David Triesman, the man who single-handedly derailed England's bid to stage the 2018 World Cup, has been involved in a new and even more scandalous scandal involving various comments he is alleged to have made in private to friends.
Buenos Aires, Argentina: Vroom, vroom, snarled the Mini, as the 'Hand of God' was at the wheel. "What an ***hole you are," the mouth attached to the 'Hand of God' shouted from Gods' Mini. "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over,...
Al Qaeda are planning to blow up the World Cup, but one of their terrorists decided to "move the goalposts" and now they've decided to blow up Wimbledon instead, damn Cads! The supposed reason for this proposed attack was that the Danish and Dutch...
My goodness, the sports world is turned upside down again. It's NOT one of the players this time, surprise, surprise....it's one of the 'higher ups' who have way further to fall. Lord Triesman allegedly whispered sweet nothings into a 'friend's' e...
England's bid for 2018 World Cup is on shaky ground for a number of reasons. One reason being that the world is supposed to end in 2012, according to prophet Harold Weinland. He's wondering what all of the fuss is about. Football has indeed be...
South African rubber producers are said to be "shit scared" of the impending arrival of the England World Cup Squad. Spokesman Thabo M'Johnnie said "We just don't know if we will be able to keep up with the demand. John Terry and Ashley Cole on the l...
Fabio Capello has already named the first member of his world cup squad. He has chosen former Gurkha soldier Hi Kill Foh Mun Lee, who has recently been working in the security business. FA spokesperson Kelly Brook said "Mr Capello was really impre...
After many debates with his mates, Scot, Gary McPhail, has worked out that England, will fail to win the World Cup without help. Seven things need to be done for England to win the World Cup In June. 1) Dawn French is appointed goalkeeper so that there is little or no room for the opposition to score a goal. 2) The referee, and linesmen would need to all be English so all disputed decisio...
Extremist clerics in Northern-Kenya have warned all 'footy' fans, male or female, "if they don't wear Burka's whilst watching the World Cup, they will be banned." This has caused an outrage in many parts of "footy nutty" Kenya especially amongst m...
Michel Platini, former French football star and now UEFA President, has written off France's chances of winning the world cup. He expects them to get through the first round, but further progress will be unlikely, unless they cheat. "We had to che...
Maths genius Carol Vorderman has unveiled a mathematical formula that proves that England will win the next world cup. Vorderman studied form and past tournaments in a bid to uncover the winner. "If you take all the facts into account the answer i...
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