London - (Rotters): Bill Clinton has told a packed London audience that he dreads the day when wife Hillary becomes President "and then plays a blinder" by appointing him as US ambassador to Iraq "to get even for that Monica Lewinski business."...
River Thames, London - (ArmageddinOuttaHere Mess): The Royal and Ancient Hellfire Club of Great Britain has been thrust into turmoil today as the Egyptian death god Anubis appeared on a sailing barge up the River Thames just outside Traitor's Gat...
Barking, London - (Colossal Mess): Musician Ronnie Wood tells reporters about night he told George Harrison about his passionate three year fling with porn-again believer Cliff Richard:...
London (Phantom Press) - Our community correspondent has seen a secret document and apparently one Chief Constable is thinking of placing an order for 50,000 'plastic bobbies'.
It appears that the next London Mayoral election will be something of a two-horse race, but a race in which the candidates' major appeal is their eccentricity.
Proof if proof were needed that global warming is taking hold of Britain in an icy death-like grip, as for the first time in living memory the weather over the bank holiday has been nice.
The new branch of terror police, armed with axes, has been re-deployed from today. They were suspended from duty last year, after several incidents, within London's tube network.
London, England - Some say Britney is trying to run away from K-Fed; others that she is running back into the arms Justin (whom they say she secretly wants away from Madonna); still other's say it is all of the above. Whatever the cause for the m...
Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...
Dirthole, SOUTH LONDON (Defecated News) - Rival groups involved in the ongoing black-on-black gang war in South London have adopted newer, more frightening methods. AK47s, rocket launchers, tanks and even stealth bombers have been em...
Confusion is expected in central London tomorrow when Big Ben, the mother of all grandfather clocks, will stop ticking for good.
London, England (IP) - Yoko Ono was retroactively crowned the Queen of Bad taste in a spectacular ceremony viewed by a world wide pay per view audience.
A Wolfware has been discovered hiding out in a council flat in London. The part wolf part ware man, goes by the name of "Growl".
Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended.
The British hurricane season officially began when a tornado hit London. However that wasn't the start of the matter, it all began about six days earlier when a hurricane ripped through the heart of Leeds, destroying several canapés, and over six...
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