Shares of Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals skyrocketed on the announcement that the next generation of Liagra had met F.D.A approval. "Liagra II will change the dating, marriage and bar hopping universe as we know it and we expect our profits to engorge an...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...
Controversy continues to surround mephedrone, the legal high drug which has allegedly caused an indeterminate number of accidental deaths, predominantly among teenagers out for a good time. There have been widespread calls from influential individ...
Schoolchildren the length (& possibly the breadth) of Britain were today devastated to hear that the new fad for smoking Meerkats is to be banned. After two small boys passed away after toking on a badly rolled Meerkat, education secretary Ed...
The controlled drug problem facing UK Police is getting steadily worse says a spokesperson. "We are seeing an average of one new drug a week hitting the towns and cities and we believe farmers are to blame!" When we asked for evidence to support his...
MEXICO (Like it matters what part) - President Obama has apologized to the Mexican Government and to criminals throughout Mexico for the murder of U.S. Citizens by a Mexican drug gang. A Mexican drug gang gunned down two cars carrying families wit...
Artie Finn, a man known for many years to the local community as a "stoner and reject from society," dropped out of school many years ago due to their lack of ability to work with dyslexic students. This reading disability, along with his lifestyle,...
A drug, freely available on the internet at the moment is to be banned and criminalised from next Tuesday. The drug, which goes by the name of 'Squit-Squit' and is extremely popular with young clubbers promotes a harmonious feeling of well-being (or...
The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...
Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma...
London - (Phone Buggery): UK redtops have been ordered to delete all archives about crack dealer Gary Goldsmith, uncle of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton. Heavy petting of Press Complaints Commission officials by Buckingham Palace enforcers...
The crack dealing monks of the remote Dencrack monastery are to welcome drug addicts from UK prisons. The scheme has been dreamt up (possibly while under the influence) by Jack Straw. The idea is to remove prisoners who have a drug habit, thus saving...
Mackenzie Phillips, who made headlines last year in a book about her experiences with her dad, Papa John Phillips has agreed to a three year contract with the makers of cocaine and heroin. "Of course, I have no idea about...what was I..oh..about w...
The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw. The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors gove...
Little Jackie Paper, the former boy who loved that rascal Puff (the magic dragon) was discovered with a five pound brick of marijuana in the trunk of his car. The sixty-seven year old man said that he was on his way to visit the graves of his parent...
The study of more than 4,000 nurses showed that those who took aspirin - usually to prevent heart disease reported a increase in their libido by more than 50%. According to resent research findings woman would become more aggressive prior to mens...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Secret, Covert, and Clandestine Operations has just released information that noted Central Intelligence Agency operative known as Captain Morse has successfully managed to infiltrate the headquarter...
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