The travelling press corps accompanying Sarah Palin on her trip to India is reporting that it has been much less successful than Palin and her aides had anticipated. In her opening remarks at New Delhi University, Palin started her talk by saying, "Greetings from the land of Indian with feather to land of Indian with dot!" Reports say the students and faculty looked at each other and not a sound c...
The Gecko, well-known for his commercials for Geico Insurance Company has announced that he will run in next years GOP presidential primaries starting with the Iowa Caucus. Pundits are saying that he is, so far, the most interesting of the GOP hopef...
An elderly man in Louisburg, NC gave birth on Friday to gerbil twins in what was thought to be a routine double hernia operation! Due to the the prominence of the patient involved, the local hospital refused to release the name of the patient. A...
It was a memo that no one expected to be leaked. It was a study by the Republican National Committee, labeled strictly confidential and entitled: Tea Party GOP; The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The memo was leaked by an unknown source to MSNBC. Starting with comments made by Collin Powell regarding the Iraq war, it stated the Pottery Barn principle: "If you break it, you own it!" Its...
Newt Gingrtch called a press conference today to quell the discomfort of many evangelical Christians regarding his past marital infidelities. He opened by saying, "In my head and in my heart I am a true conservative. It's my dick that's been a li...
A confidential survey done by a GOP strategist was leaked to the press yesterday, a few days after the Iowa GOP Iowa caucus. It showed a deeply split and uncomfortable minority among several of the GOP hopefuls for the presidency in 2012. Everyone interviewed spoke on condition of anonymity. Here a few of the quotes as reported: "I'm sitting there on the stage at the caucus," said one, "a...
Congressman Peter King of NY announced today that he will start hearings to investigate the radicalization of Jews, Brownie Scouts, and members of MADD, Mothers against Drunk Driving. "It's not a pretty picture," said King. "But first of all, let me say that some of my best friends are Jews and I know there are some fine Brownie Scouts out there and no doubt many MADD members that are perfectly...
Mike Huckabee, a potential candidate for the GOP 2012 nomination, continued his accusations against President Obama on another conservative talk radio station yesterday. By late afternoon, his comments were racing around the internet, talk radio, and...
In an interview on conservative talk radio yesterday, Mike Huckabee, potential candidate for the presidency, leaned in close to the microphone and said in a hushed tone, "I have it on good authority that Barack Obama's mother was an anthropologist!" Host: "NO" Huckabee: "Yes! It's hard to believe but it's true!" Host: Are you sure?" Huckabee: "And you know what they believe, don't yo...
In breaking news yesterday, Newt Gingrich who is known for his quirky personality, announced on an online dating website that he would be starting his 2012 presidential bid. Many in the media and the political world were not surprised. According...
The Republican state legislature in Wisconsin passed a bill late last night that would ban anyone receiving public assistance of any kind from having pets. This includes dogs, cats, birds, rabbits (unless for food) and gerbils. The bill also prov...
It was a stunning announcement late yesterday from Fox News. There had been a veil of secrecy all day as the motorcade arrived at Los Angeles International Airport late in the afternoon. Roger Ailes, CEO of Fox News stepped out of the first limou...
It came as a shock to the media and the rest of the world. Shortly after George W. Bush was elected president in 2000 there were plans made to invade and occupy the UK! Rumsfeld, the newly appointed Secretary of Defense recounts his meeting with Bush a day after the inauguration. "He called me into the Oval Office and said, "Rummy, we gotta go to war!" "OK Mr. President," said Rumsfeld, "Who...
The United Nations passed a resolution last night condemning Muammar Ghadaffi. It was the strongest condemnation in the history of the UN.It reads in Part: Oh, be careful little ears, what you hear For the Father Up above, Is looking down in love, So be careful little ears what you hear. Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see, For the Father up above, is looking down in love...
It was an excited crowd yesterday as Governor Scott Walker welcomed Colonel Omar Kadar and a contingent of the Libyan Air Force to Milwaukee's General Mitchell International Airport. Governor Walker was joined by members of the Republican National...
The major media was stunned as the cameras picked up protestors in Madison, Wisconsin yesterday carrying signs and shouting, "Allah is great! Allah is great!" It seemed the world had gone crazy! A commentator at MSNBC blurted into his microphone,...
Some scientists are calling it sun spots and many lay people are calling it, "a world gone crazy," but most observers are just shaking their heads and wondering what in the world has happened! When Dick Cheney was invited to speak at CPAC he, of c...
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