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Funny story: Math Error Resurrects Korean War Dead in Time for Easter!

Math Error Resurrects Korean War Dead in Time for Easter!

CNN News NY and Time Magazine have reported that a clerical error has mistakenly added more than 20,000 noncombatant deaths to the toll of U.S. dead in the Korean War.

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Funny story: Human Bloodbath Wagered On

Human Bloodbath Wagered On

The National Anti-Protest Committee is under investigation today for what is being described as the "suspicious" positioning of two protesting groups.

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Funny story: Obama Declares "War…is not My Favorite Thing" in effort to Combat Vagueness

Obama Declares "War…is not My Favorite Thing" in effort to Combat Vagueness

GETTYSBURG - Confronting accusations of "vague-speak" and weak stands on issues, Barack Obama electrified a packed Gettysburg, PA arena yesterday. Boldly stating his position on Iraq, Obama declared "War, my friends, is not my favorite...

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Funny story: US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US ally, Colombia, in defense of its recent attack upon Ecuador, has claimed the presence of ingredients for a "dirty bomb" among FARC insurgents in Ecuador.

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Funny story: Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...

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Funny story: McCain Pledges More War

McCain Pledges More War

Columbus, Ohio - Republican John McCain, the self-proclaimed "pro-war" candidate, issued a press release today entitled: "My 10-point Plan for Keeping America in Continuous Conflict." Insisting that he's never met a war he did...

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Funny story: Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

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Funny story: Japan declares war on USA

Japan declares war on USA

Tokyo (World Confuse Bureau) - Japan today broke the bilateral non-aggression pact signed with America and declared war on its Pacific neighbour. The state television Sonytosh reported, "On this 15th day of the 1st month of 2008 A.D. at 15:15 ho...

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Funny story: Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...

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Funny story: French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

A computer that analyses and compares data to come up with logical and mathematical solutions, has determined that, based on recent custodial sentences handed down to terrorists responsible for terrorism on both side...

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Funny story: George Bush Declares War On Suffolk

George Bush Declares War On Suffolk

Today Thursday 15th November 2007 President George Bush announced from the Pentagon Security Office that the United States of America where at war with Suffolk.

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Funny story: Bush Tells Press he Served in War, Shows Self in Action

Bush Tells Press he Served in War, Shows Self in Action

Washington, DC -- President George Bush met with reporters today to clear the air about his confusing military past.

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Funny story: Brown shocks voters by calling for snap war

Brown shocks voters by calling for snap war

Sources close to gravel-voiced Scotch sexpot Gordon Brown say he is planning to completely wrong-foot his political opponents by calling for not the election which most had expected but a snap war against Burma.

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Funny story: Britain Declares War On Morocco

Britain Declares War On Morocco

It was announced by Downing Street at lunchtime today, that Britain is at war with Morocco, and that all diplomatic relations have been broken off.

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Funny story: Republican National Committee Promotes War With Iran

Republican National Committee Promotes War With Iran

A group of sickly dweebs at the Heritage Foundation sent a memo this week to members of the Republican National Committee, outlining talking points for rationalizing a nuclear strike against Iran. After losing the last election, and seeing their fun...

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Funny story: Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.

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Funny story: Warfare In South London Intensifies To New Level

Warfare In South London Intensifies To New Level

Dirthole, SOUTH LONDON (Defecated News) - Rival groups involved in the ongoing black-on-black gang war in South London have adopted newer, more frightening methods. AK47s, rocket launchers, tanks and even stealth bombers have been em...

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