London - (Orinthological Mess): Prince Harry is a right royal tosser and a threat to endangered species, Norfolk police said today.
Prince Harry and two friends are being questioned after a pair of Britain's rarest birds were culled on the Queen's Sandringham estate.
Prince Harry and South African ex-con Nelson Mandela, are locked in a war of words over a suggestion that the two may swap shirts at the end of the Rugby World Cup final in Paris at the weekend.
Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
London Design Museum - (Ass Mess): The top nomination for this year's Turner Prize is an exhibit called 'Dead Prince Harry' featuring the Puppet Monarchy's ginger nut, resplendent in full military dress uniform, and dead as a Dodo.
Kate and Gerry McCann, the British couple whose daughter Madeleine disappeared wile on holiday in Portugal 4 months ago and who have now become official suspects in the investigation, along with a couple of thousand other people, hav...
Botswana - (Ass mess) A spider related to the African strain of the tarantula family reportedly bit holidaying Prince Harry on the ass yesterday, and had to be put down after contracting food poisoning.
Ron Paul was appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) yesterday, receiving his insignia from the Queen at Buckingham Palace in a ceremony known as an investiture. The award is generally considered a knighthood, tho...
Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.
London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Har...
BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.
Somewhere missing, Prince Harry slipped up telling a soldier friend that he is totally head over heels, gaga in love with Paris Hilton. According to sources close to Prince Harry, he's been fixated on Paris ever since he received her sex DVD anon...
London - (Ass Mess): The Pretender to the Throne's heirs have told US TV show host Matt Lauer that sex lives are a pathetic sham and nobody bothers to ask them out on dates any more.
Army officials have revealed that, in a last-ditch attempt to fulfil Prince Harry's expectations of serving in a war zone, they are considering shooting at him and even "blowing him up a bit."...
Channel 4 have confirmed that they will be showing photographs of Princess Diana's death, but that is of little interest to her sons, Their Royal Highnesses William and Harry.
Buckingham palace has issued a statement that Prince Harry could serve in serve in Afghanistan.
Close on the heels of the will-he, won't-he go to Iraq debacle comes an astonishing revelation from Prince Harry's closest friend, Everett Houghtonfeathers-Slobbersleigh, (pronounced Howley).
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