'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 6 October 2007

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Artist's earlier impression for the sculpture

London Design Museum - (Ass Mess): The top nomination for this year's Turner Prize is an exhibit called 'Dead Prince Harry' featuring the Puppet Monarchy's ginger nut, resplendent in full military dress uniform, and dead as a Dodo.

The Daniel Edwards-designed sculpture is said to be redolent with Masonic symbols including a copy of The Kabbalah lying under the prince's head.

An American bald eagle is also shown sucking Harry's toes - reminiscent of the Duchess of York's disastrous 1990 holiday romance with foot-fellating fancier John Bryan.

The prince's mouth is shown gagged with a legal injunction from the royal coroner's inquest court and his hands are cuffed with one of singer Michael Jackson's fur-lined underpants.

The sculpture also shows Harry with his ears sawn off and a couple of American Gold Eagles, minted in 1900, lying over his closed eyelids.

The sculpture has been unveiled at a London hotel ahead of the four-day October Bridge Art Fair.

Buckingham Palace has made no comment.

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