Harry a threat to endangered species

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

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Lager lout Harry "a threat to the species"

London - (Orinthological Mess): Prince Harry is a right royal tosser and a threat to endangered species, Norfolk police said today.

The Pretender to the Puppet Throne's younger son was questioned after dozens of rare species were found slaughtered in the woods near Sandringham House.

"Somebody's been using these wonderful, rare orinthological creatures for target practice," a police source claimed today.

"And this somebody could be a trigger-happy wannabe-gunslinger who's just a tad too daft to get sent to Iraq with his very own regiment, the 19th Battalion of the Death Watch Beetles."

Clarence House has refused to admit that the lager lout son of the Pretender is responsible for the near destruction of the UK's twenty most at risk species including the Osprey, the Dodo and the Balmoral Blue-Arsed Warbler.

But the pressure is on and it could be just a matter of hours before Harry faces arrest for his crimes.

Camilla is raving bonkers.

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