Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose o...
Los Angeles, California "It has almost been a full month now since the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, has passed on," said Dr. Phil as he opened his show live outside the Stables Center. "Yet many of his fans are still grieving for him today. Now t...
Original moon landing hoaxers 'prove' Jackson Moonwalk Videos were faked, the NTNON team can reveal today. A video allegedly showing Michael Jackson Moonwalking by using wheels implanted in his shoes, was revealed by the leading conspiracy nutter...
Dayton, Ohio - Looking back on their historical moment of breaking the earthly bonds, journeying into outer space, landing on the surface of the moon and returning home safely to tell the tale of the greatest adventure mankind has ever known, the cre...
If you thought the Michael Jackson death juggernaut was slowing down, guess again! Because now thanks to his opportunistic family we're going to get hit with a mountain of morbid merchandise from the surviving Jackson's hoping to grab some of the spotlight from the dearly departed King of Pop! First out of the gate is LaToya with her tribute song to Michael called "Home" that's being release...
Los Angeles, CA - So far, perhaps the most devastated and distraught woman on the planet, Katherine Jackson, mother of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', has been keeping fairly quiet. All that is about to change however, as sh...
Jesus Christ, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson all had one thing in common they were all called Kings and in every case their fame and notoriety lead to their early deaths. Jesus was crucified by the Romans and Elvis Presley and Michael Jacksons fame led to drug abuse the main factor in their early deaths. Jesus made a blind man see some of the things Elvis did you did not want to hear and...
New York, NY - Pepsi, the company whose drink Michael Jackson was advertising when his burst into flames, is surprised that the footage of the event has been released and did not know where it came from. Said a spokesman for the corporation, "We c...
In a shocking revelation that has shocked the shocked world of show business, already reeling from shock, it was revealed today that Michael Jackson is not dead after all. A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone...
The full details of how and why Michael Jackson died have been published. The shocking report apparently contains damning evidence that will stun the World and Jacko's fans. I actually have never, not will ever be allowed to see this report due to...
Los Angeles - (Pyromancy Mess): "Hey, Pepsi firebombed my beehive too!" Tina Turner commented today about Zaprudder footage of Michael Jackson's afro blazing like a bonfire night bogeyman during 1984 filming of 'The Choice of a New Generation'. Tu...
Michael Jackson has been reincarnated and has returned to earth claims Tibetan monk Lobsang Rampa. The monk claims he meditated for many hours and had a vision of Jackson being reincarnated as a kitten minutes after his death. The kitten was born in...
In the early hours of this morning, we received a call from Spoof writer Skoob 1999 who told us that he wanted to discuss the Michael Jackson 'situation' so we somewhat reluctantly headed for the idiot's house. Skoob, looking frail and skinny and probably addicted to painkillers and Belgian beer ushered us in and asked us to take a seat. After getting yet another beer from the fridge, Skoob...
Marsaille, France - First it was Obama's teleprompter, now it's Madonna's stage. Michael Jackson's vengeful ghost has proven it will stop at nothing to prevent anyone from enjoying the rest of the summer. The stage being prepared for Madonna's upc...
Bubbles the ape, former confidant and best friend of Michael Jackson, is fuming with the Jackson family. A statement issued by the ape today, admittedly comprising of a set of high pitched screams, plenty of "ooh, ooh" sounds, much arm waving and...
London, UK - With the release of video of Michael Jackson's hair catching fire during a 1984 Pepsi commercial, several hundred fans have gathered at London's O2 arena to participate in a vigil and light each other's hair on fire. Said one particip...
HOLLYWOOD - Rolling Stone Magazine has just confirmed that American Idol's Adam Lambert and Elvis Presley's Lisa Marie Presley have signed on to make a motion picture tribute to Michael Jackson titled, The Thrilling Singing and Dancing Story of Micha...
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